Gunpowder, Treason and Plot? – Nah

Day 5,168, 08:32 • Published in Canada Albania • by Roger Griswald


Frenzied follies foil our freedom. Or do they? F is for fun-detta. 😉

My fellow citizens,

It is a glorious day.

In his magnanimous greatness, our most-certainly-elected Supreme Leader and Generous Overlord (SLGO), CP Santa Mann551, has decided to allow for a cabinet to “advise” him on matters of state. The move clearly shows just how great his wisdom is.

With Mann551, a great-again power in the North is rising, again. And I, for one, am very excited to see how much great-er-ness we can be.



Pay no attention to the nay-sayers. Ignore the countless regions occupied by foreign-powers. These things are all a part of the master plan of our most benevolent leader. Trust in the leader! Trust in the awesome power of great-er-y!



I absolutely mean everything I wrote.

Love and kisses,
Roger


This article has been edited from its original version to conform to decree 315 of SLGO, CP Santa Mann551, which prevents criticism of the SLGO.