[USMT] Why Should UK let USA Annex Them!
Groot of Cascadia
With the recent aggression of the Hungary toward our friend Slovakians, I started to think what was stopping the USA to do the same sort of attack on United Kingdom. Just like the Huns, we could attack a totally defense and power less country. I came to think that UK people would even be better if they were annexed to USA. So i decided to dress up the list of some reasons why people in UK would be better under American control.
Reason One: The World Wide Reputation.
First reason that came to my mind, is the fact that UK is internationally known as the Number 1 PEACE Puppets. Glados is the main reason why their are tagged that way. They also betrayed the alliance they had with USA when they allowed their Master ( Huns, France ...) to attack North America with some land swap. Always ready to serve, most of the time, they are the laugh about around the world for their poor Military power. Everyone remember that shame full "Occupation" (I don't even know if we can call this an occupation) of some of the Canadian region at the beginning of the WW3. They have been kicked out of North America first.. without any opposition. If they were annexed to USA, they would have something to be proud of! They would now be part of the strongest military power in Eworld, with great allies such as Romania, Poland and Spain. What can you ask more? You guys wouldnt have to bother the recent update from Admins (MPP's cost rising up to 100gold eachs), becasue we could protect you from the Evil, Imperialistic PEACE gc. Anyway, everyone seen the way they are protecting their allies, in the battle for Asturias between the French and Spanish...
Reason Two: The economic Fact.
If I was living in UK, witch will never happens thanks god, I would be really pissed off with the current situation with Taxes. All the imports Taxes on manufactured goods are at 99%. This means that companies in UK can sells their stuff at an higher price since they don't have to worry about foreign competition. And with a Dollars that worth less then a poop, Citizens living in UK don't have any buying powers. All they can do, its pay more then everywhere else in the Eworld for stuffs.. Very Sad. If they were part of USA, they would have access to all kind of stuff at cheap price, with a strong US Dollars. Companies owners would be able to buy raw material from US Market directly, since we have High Oil and Wood region here in USA. This means cheaper Moving Tickets.. cheaper House and Hospital ! And what about that 50% Income taxes on Raw Material GM's have to pay on each unit they produce! That is totally ridiculous. Imagine having only 20% to give to government instead of that huge 50%. This would let more money in everyone wallets!
Reason 3: American Girls..
Here the little Canadian Lady ! Miam miam
😃
What else can I say, I means... just look to those marvellous sexy women! You guys cant deny that USA have the sexiest women on the planet ( With Canada Chix of course). Let see what you have to offer..
So, do you guys still think you are better as a PEACE puppet, or you now think it could be alot more fun to be part of the USA? Let's go, join the Party !
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Samuel Brouillette
Chief Editor of the -USMT-
Kansas Senator
Comments
First Denied! Trolls Welcome 😃 haha
2nd denied
The pole vaulting girl is Ukranian or somewhere in that region i believe..
@greyhunter, you are mistakeing, the pole vaulting girl is allison stokke, she's american girl, are really sweet 😛
Full of very valid arguments! Excellent article. Voted!
As a loyal Brit, I am 100% for annexation. This would improve our economy and help us overcome our useless alliance with PEACE while giving us the protection of EDEN. Cheerio!
Your economic facts are all total rubbish and show your complete ignorance in this field. q1 weapons: 0.095g in UK, 0.104 in US; q1 food 0.012g in UK, 0.0168g in US. We're obviously not suffering higher prices because we don't allow foreign competition. Income tax is 50% on RM in which the UK has no high region to discourage workers from those areas, if you disagree with that as a policy you are a ... Import tax is 1% on RM where we don't have high regions so we import what we need. Back to school boy.
Oh and as for "with a Dollars that worth less then a poop" ... meh... I'll leave that to you to work out what you did there...
Thank you for the info 😃
But i wont edit it 😃
Voted for many truthes
Meh.
Horice 🙂
you really need to check the properganda your being spoon fed op
I saw the Union Jack and expected to hate the article.
Yet, it was full of not only propaganda, but WIN!
Our economy is booming, it's all I can do to keep employees without raising their wages immediately...
One question, Great Britain... when can you start?
😉
(soon, I hope, because in spite of the constantly rising American dollar, wages are rising too. I'm happy to talk to employees with high wellness and consistent work records about raises).
Peace propaganda !
Voted!
I like how the UK Ministry of Finance has...
300 gold.
lol yeah.. i noticed that aswell... And he try to give financial advice.. I have more gold in my org right now that they have in they country bank ...
voted
Ministry of Finance isn't the country's bank. I suggest you look at the Bank of England. Clap Clap
"Thank you for the info 😃
But i wont edit it 😃"
Tells everyone what they need to know about the author of this article...
well .. 1 lies for 10 truth..Its now that bad 😉
Well your entire Economics Facts is baloney, the rest is just propaganda so no real truths at all. The pretty girls are pretty though so you got something right 🙂
See, when you make an effort, you an always find positive in everything 😃
I seriously doubt you'd know what to do with a girl, even a dumb-ass Yank valley chick, if you were ever lucky enough to meet one!
Im for, and I'm a brit 😃
That Elizabeth is one foxy lady.
Yeah, I appreciated the 'reading'. Sure.
i agree, we should just annex england and make erepublik more like REAL LIFE.
@ministry of Finance: Does your economy collapse much?
Your currency value is actually unhealthy, or at least, its higher than the Austrian currency was when the whole job market dried up.
as an eUK citizen you'll have my support if you can name the bridge at the top of the article?
Troll fails at trolling. Please try again.
Its only 50% income taxes on RMs that we dont have at high anyway so any GM wanting to start a RM company [other than grain] is going to fail against the forign markets anyway. Also fyi we can buy 3 pieces of Q1 food on the minimum wage so economically we really are better off without you.
On the girls point we have catherine Zeta Jones who puts all your american hoes to shame, at least she doesnt have to be semi naked to look hot.
On the reputation point, you were attacked by six countries who all hated you so much that they would gladly have over 10 MPPs against them just to watch you burn so you cant give any cirticism when it comes to reputation.
Actually looking at your markets it seems your food market is on the verge of crashing xD Have fun with that!
TIME FOR REVENGE YA BASTARDS!
ln2spell
Hmmmm, on one hand a bunch of losers who have to try and tell their opponents that it's a fake fight to actually win, who are the idiot and troll capital of the wolrd.
On the other hand, Britain :0
LOL. No one has a sense of humor anymore. Comments are evidence.
i know i should care about the politics, but section 3 is bullshit
i could argue the same point by showing Keeley Hazell, Kate Moss and Catherine Zeta Jones and following it up with Hilary Clinton and Carol Channing. Also, your mother. (*😁😉
Now you guys get back to politics.
booooo - NEVER
you hear me NEVER
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Fail Troll
Ha ha...hah...hahaha....ahahahahaha. HA HA HA HA. Haaaa...
No. Stop it.
@Samuel Brouillette: Seriously more of this? Bonus point for a slightly more humorous way, but still:
EPIC Fail
Calling for an annexation against the evil imperialists of PEACE … Anyone else see the problem with that? Just call "WMDs" and hit the attack button already.
Reason 1
Other countries see different countries in dissimilar lights, and when it comes to enemies that light is predictably negative … and there are two sides to every story.
We could talk about basic psychology until the cows come home, but war is a part of this game. We are all tied into the consequences of our enation’s past actions, and while trolling and spamming may be fun for some, holding grudges for the actions of people no longer in power or even playing the game is pointless.
Reason 2
Apart from what the MoF has already pointed out:
“And with a Dollars that worth less then a poop” why would the eUK want to be annexed?
Reason 3
All countries have their hotties (won't stoop to pointing out munters), and while attraction is personal and subjective:
Cheryl Cole – FHM world’s sexiest woman 2009.
As for:
“Thank you for the info 😃 But i wont edit it 😃”
“well .. 1 lies for 10 truth..Its now that bad 😉”
Shows you have no interest in the truth and are just propagandising.
@ sydiot:
“As a loyal Brit, (So loyal you have eMerican citizenship and live in California?) I am 100% for annexation.”
Meaning: “This would improve our (the eUSA’s) economy”?
This message is rated as Good on the Misho scale.
I don't particularly want to be annexed by the US. 🙁
Keep on dreaming my friend... 😃
Reason 3 is invalid.
"What can you ask more? You guys wouldnt have to bother the recent update from Admins" what?
this is why the USA is such a joke, you can't even spell simple words like "shameful"
maybe if you can't handle a grown up language like english you should invent a more simple language that you'd be able to handle. "You(plural)" would become "Y'all" for example.
also "witch will never happens thanks god" lol. if i was to correct all of your spelling mistakes i'd end up writing something bigger than the original article
Im happy to see that only few people have catch the sense of this article 🙂
Lulz
Bawk