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Allo again all o/,

With the herculean effort of approving a donation law potentially a thing of the past, the idea of a free 5g has tempted another twelve candidates for you this month...

Amongst them is old children’s favourite turned ESO refugee Sir Jimmy Saville, whose sense of humour has potentially exiled him to sea irl again. A perfect candidate for Mongress!

Anyway, for better or worse >_>


Elad Cirith



Our resident galactic emperor turned newcomer to Mongress, Elad has patiently put up with the last 2 months experience/abuse and was quick on the draw enough to claim the top spot. Only fair he gets to keep it o7


Warlordmax



Another one of our younger contingent that’s managed to survive the occasionally radioactive climate ‘ere in the eUK - Warlord has more than earned his stripes to bump him up to the second spot. Keep it up lad!


WookieO



With the loss of his top spot came a particularly sad look as I showed up for work today. It appears for the rest of the month I’ll be reassigned to building very traditional roofs from very high places...


Certacito



After the latest death threat it was made clear, in no uncertain terms, that CC would accept nothing less than an indemnity of 40 camels and the 4th Congress spot to resolve a ‘private matter’. Dare anyone run against him for the PPship next month…?


Rodney McKay



Rodders has bravely thrown himself into the fray again this month and remains a reliable asset to the community worth the 5th spot. o7 mate!


Madelina de Melrose



Our consultant-turned wandering American* Opera singer has become the de facto ‘grandmother’ of the party. Always warm words or a nice bit of Puccini with dear Madelina and well deserving of the safe sixth spot.


Kapten Johnson



Another UKRP grandee that’s been with us for as long as I can remember, KJ knows the ropes and has helped make them. He’s shown he’s one of the more committed players to the eUK and more than deserves your vote again this month o/


Chemical Chaos



To make up the 8th spot we have another CC from the stone age. Always handy advice to have on hand and has served mongress and country for years; another reliable member of the community worth your support again.


Fataliix



Keeping up the old guard is Fataliix, who joins us unlucky few in surviving to the present day. After a bit of a break he’s brave enough to put himself forward again. Good luck mate!


Sir Jimmy Saville



Having recently risen from the grave it was only natural his first port of call would be the next best thing in the ‘UK Retirement Party’. After a brief chat about the old days and a worry that there was a real risk he’d be stranded at sea for the month... I strongly encouraged it anyway. Mongress looks forward to ignoring his distress calls 12 miles off the arctic circle…


Thomas765



Making up the rearguard again, Thomas is another fellow relic from better days who again has kindly offered to run to help keep the side up. A strong candidate who put his time in and seems more than happy to do so again.


Allan Saltwater



Finally comes Allan who remains as elusive as ever… Perhaps in the miraculous event all twelve are elected we’ll find out what he wants…?




Consider voting UK Reform


Slainte gents! Best of luck to other parties tomorrow!