Voots for President: Term Three - Revenge of the Voots
Voots 4 President: Term Three - Revenge of the Voots
May the Fourth be with you.
I am running for a 3rd
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Voots 4 President: Term Three - Revenge of the Voots
May the Fourth be with you.
I am running for a 3rd
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Second Term
My fellow Americans:
I would like to thank everyone for electing me to a second term as president. I like to think that I have learned a few things during my first term, so hopefully the second term will be smoother.
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Space F’in Force!
I just wanted to give a quick shoutout to members of the Space Force.
Early on, there was concern about the absence of the
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The United States Information Minister would like to assure the American population that there was no attack on the Allied Serbian Base in Ohio. There are also no pending air
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My fellow Americans,
It with great seriousness that I write you today. I have proposed an airstrike on Croatia. I do this not out of a desire for conquest or revenge or even lulz. I had hoped, when I ran for Country President, to rule