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Greetings all, merry christmas and happy holidays I hope we are all having a jovial time this end of year. Welcome to the first conference of the WRP held by myself..yes..I appear to have forgot to send out invitations but no matter, my stenographer shall - oh they're at a party?

Alright is the camera set up? Good.


" Greetings fellow eBritons! Welcome one and all to the first televised WRP Campaign trail - that starts and ends today! I don't know who decided to host an election on Christmas, but whoever did I'm sure to have them sho--sternfully warned when I get into power, that is to say when I gain control. That is when I win a seat in congress, democratically - with your help. Tensions have risen in eRepublik and it seems there is no chivalry in declaring war, and no honour if you want to take what's not yours, be it medals or other precious things. We must protect not only our precious alcoholic spirits. That is we must keep our good spirits, in good spirits if we are to seize the day.

I implore all to vote WRP to get more congress in congress, more c***s for your currency. Regardless of Party Allegiance, don't let a poor congressmen go starving this christmas, for just one vote a month they can get a warm seat.

We will drink on the beaches, and in our sheds, and in the training wars - we will never meet sobriety! A vote for me is a vote for anarchy, I believe that the eUK should find allies to party with and police protect the world. Giving us cause, reason, a just motive to defend the defenceless. "

{AIDES NOTE: DBCOOKIE WENT WELL OVER THE ALLOTTED BROADCAST SLOT WITH RAMBLINGS. HERE IS A LIST OF OTHER CANDIDATES THAT HE INTENDED TO INTRODUCE AND FORGOT TO INVITE IN THE FIRST PLACE.}

(Rough notes by DBCookie on candidates published verbatim)

The Emprah

"I don't really have a message for your readers"

Intriguing, is it code? Does he taunt me from his throne? How can an emperor have no message, so humble, so wise - must find blood for the blood god, I bet he likes that. Politics? Who cares he could probably obliterate us all

Omnissiah

"Hmmm. It's been so long since I've had to actually put thought into a campaign.
Here:
++Beep Boop++ I love the Machine Spirit ++Beep Boop++"

All hail the Machine Spirit indeed

Dzoniy91

"You'll Never Walk Alone !!!"

With Dzoniy91, the eUK will never walk alone - seems to have the power of Nikola Tesla, reincarnation? Dark Magicks? Must inquire about acquiring myself

Wingfield

"NOBODY TELLS ME WHERE I CAN OR CANNOT FIGHT! I don’t feed trolls."

Seems to be two sentient ravens or crows, I can never tell the difference - seems to be spies for the Norse God Odin - may be a problem for national security, ask for report to be made so that nothing is found.

Norris Bush

Seems to be a very well-read collection of rocks, good solid ally..no pun intended. Would be fun to rock out on the battlefield with this one, pun intended.



Artists Depiction of WRP Congress Meeting: (Meeting never actually occurred)



{DB's Rantings Continue}

"All in the eUK deserve a home, food and weapons. If the state cannot provide a bed, a bun and a gun - then the government must subsidise ways to keep our population armed and fed.

We must draw new blood in, be it new players or try and recruit those unhappy or exiled from their home nations. We are strong yes, getting stronger yes, but with more we can be even stronger. Think tanks could be formed to come up with a plan to attract new players to the eUK.

We need 5 week plans, urbanisation, gulags, communes - the eUK's infrastructure must be overhauled to avoid any shortage and have a surplus for export. It is possible to corner the housing market, I believe it is doable. If we cannot conquer the world, we can conquer the real estate market!

Most of all I need all of you reading to have a very merry christmas, or just a jolly old time no matter the excuse. I know it'll be a good year for all of us in the world, eRepublik and I believe no matter what we will have a strong congress. A strong eUK for a better future, a brighter tomorrow, and a fuller energy bar.

Thanks for a great welcome to the eUK and congratulations to all comrades for making this country what it is, you all play your part and I am glad to play mine; even if it is the part of the fool that forgets elections are on the 25th.

Happy Holidays!

Vote WRP, We're Still Here!"

How do you turn this effin mic off? You pulled me off a christmas do for this rubb..