Vote Against Wild Owl

Day 3,637, 16:00 • Published in USA Pakistan • by Dio Mudd
Greetings, my fellow Americans. Harcourt Fenton Mudd here, and today I’d like to talk about tomorrow's presidential election.

Yes, election time is almost here again. Joy! Another month, another list of politicians desperate for some of that sweet presidential power. Let’s take a look at that list, shall we?

Wild Owl - United States Workers Party, has the support of We the People and the Federalist Party

Bob Boudahili - The Black Sheep Party

Quartucciu - EZC's Apolitical Party

Joshua A Norton - Old Farts United

Pepe Cuervo - IBEROAMERICAN PARTY

Now, I think we all have a pretty good idea of who’s going to win the election. That person being the ever-wonderful Wild Owl, former dictator of America. A truly great guy. Just amazing! But I digress, the purpose of this article isn’t to stroke Wild Owl’s rather healthy ego, nor is it to give an in depth analysis about the election and its candidates. No, no, the purpose of this article is to tell you not to vote for Wild Owl. We’ve seen his presidency before, numerous times in fact. Do we really want to see it again? I know I certainly don’t.

Instead, I recommend voting for Bob Boudahili, not because I have any personally attachment to the guy, but because The Black Sheep Party is the fourth largest party in the eUSA, so there’s already a decent-sized built-in base supporting him. Granted, the Federalist alone have roughly a hundred more members than The Black Sheep Party, But still, let’s give hope a chance.



If members of The Black Sheep Party, plus members of the parties not supporting Wild Owl, vote for Boudahili, than there’s a good chance Wild Owl will lose. Hell, even if your party is supporting Wild Owl, you don’t actually need to vote for him. No one will ever know if you did or didn’t.

Don’t think of it as vote for Boudahili, think of it as a vote against Wild Owl. Wouldn’t it be funny if he lost?

Your most humble Harambist,

Harcourt Fenton Mudd