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Top 3 Reasons to VOTE FEDS for Congress

Day 3,231, 08:36 • Published in USA USA

• by fingerguns

Look, you have a lot of options when it comes to voting for Congress. 5 options, actually. That’s just mechanically how it works. Here are the Top 3 reasons you should VOTE FEDS (and not some other party) in the Congressional election on Sept 25 (Sunday)-

Oh we HAVE TO declare an NE?

Constructive Debates: It is not at all uncommon to see Feds representing both sides of an issue in Congress. We do not have groupthink nor do we demand that a member pass a political litmus test before being considered. We need a variety of opinions and positions represented in Congress to drive conversations forward and keep our Dictator in check. Major decisions cannot and should not get a rubber stamp, nor should they be dismissed as ‘minor decisions.’ Feds keep the government accountable.

”We aren’t traitors we just want to overthrow the gov’t”

More Feds means Fewer Crazies: I do find it interesting that certain groups are trying to revive the ‘revolution’ that made many of them traitors last year. They’re working their hustle to get unblacklisted from Congress while also going on and on about how they need to overthrow the government. As exciting as a ‘rebel alliance’ can be, this particular line of rebellion has been shut down repeatedly because the objections to a defensive dictatorship make absolutely no sense. Put Feds in office and make sure this ridiculous threat to national security doesn’t pick up any steam.

Oh, there’s no srs bsns? On it.

Feds have more fun: While we do have a number of very srs bsns Congressmen who stay out of the lulzier Congress threads, I am equally as proud of those who participate. This is a GAME. It’s supposed to be fun. When it’s not fun and everyone is bored, people stop coming around. When people stop coming around, those big decisions get fewer eyeballs on them and people care just that much less about the outcomes. It may seem stupid, but having fun in Congress is essential. We have a roster that balances this perfectly. Maximum fun. Maximum government.

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fingerguns Day 3,231, 08:38

Top 3 reasons to VOTE FED
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2614411/1/20

Fed Radio tomorrow 1800 erep
https://beam.pro/FedRadio

Customs of Dahomey Day 3,231, 08:41

"Major decisions"

thanks for the love

PeterBlood850 Day 3,231, 09:03

No problem I always vote for the Feds

Buckwheat McCoy Day 3,231, 09:09

Woot, Feds rule, others drool

Gabrielz_Horn Day 3,231, 09:11

Oh man i completely forgot there were any other partys thanks for reminding me. Is that party exchange program is needed? and dont forget to record those streams i want to watch every last one of them.

Franklin Stone Day 3,231, 09:28

'They’re working their hustle to get unblacklisted from Congress while also going on and on about how they need to overthrow the government.'

Yes, violent revolt got some of us Blacklisted and we have worked to get them reinstated. Now we intend to change the present status quo from within the government. Isn't that the democratic way?

'As exciting as a ‘rebel alliance’ can be, this particular line of rebellion has been shut down repeatedly because the objections to a defensive dictatorship make absolutely no sense. '

Yet there are countries who have moved away from Dictatorships and more are moving towards that goal.

'While we do have a number of very srs bsns Congressmen who stay out of the lulzier Congress threads, I am equally as proud of those who participate. This is a GAME. It’s supposed to be fun. '

The SFP also has members who take Congress very seriously. Yet when of more fun-loving SFP member starts or participates in a lulzie thread we are accused of not taking Congress as 'srs bsns' but you are proud of those from your party who do the same. Thought it was supposed to be fun?

fingerguns Day 3,231, 09:36

Yeah you seem like you're having lots of fun...being buttmad all over the place and squandering the best opportunity your party has to stop being a joke.

Franklin Stone Day 3,231, 12:51

You and others see us as a joke. That we don't fit in with the 'accepted parties' and you are correct. We do not fit into the status quo and we do not want to, we want to change the status quo starting with a Constitutional Amendment to bring Congressional Voting in line with game mechanics.

We stood for lower taxes and they are low, now we support NOT raising taxes. We were for the defunding of a National Military Unit that was nothing more than a gold sink, now we have a budget that funds MPPs and the DoCA and places an unspecified amount in a Top Secret Reserve.

My belief is the opposite is true and that you see the SFP as a major threat. That is why another 'accepted member' came in and got himself elected by convincing everyone there was something hinky about the voting, but most especially the elect PP who resigned. He came in and on the eve of Congressional Elections basically removed the SFP's name recognition.

Well played, dirty and underhanded but well played.

fingerguns Day 3,231, 18:13

You figured it out, Frank.

I was so scared by your sinking numbers and laughably stupid proposals that I knew I had no choice but to plant the most elite of all elitists in your party to take you down from the inside lol

Franklin Stone Day 3,231, 19:28

Over the last few days and even with our internal turmoil our number has been pretty steady. We are only 8 members out of 2nd place. Considering we keep fluctuating between 2nd and 3rd I would say that was pretty good and at least concerning to the Federalist.

Our proposals are only stupid and laughable until they -like the defunding of the USAF- happen.

fingerguns Day 3,231, 20:50

Yeah but like how many of those are Wooky's multis? lol

shadowber Day 3,232, 00:58

"Our proposals are only stupid and laughable until they -like the defunding of the USAF- happen."

When they become stupid and cryable?

Actually one of the funniest things I ever saw was the sfp brilliance of pushing through a vote that essentially removed congressional oversight over the usaf only to turn around and immediately try to use congressional oversight on the usaf.... That's all anyone needs to know about the sfp.....

Franklin Stone Day 3,232, 04:02

I am thinking that they were more than likely Cerbs multis. It was rather strange that all the voting happened near the end almost like they wanted it to be noticed. Then he immediately went to demanding Tom resign and that it must be before the recount was over.

As for Congressional Oversight of the USAF. Congress never had control of the USAF and it's spending or America would have a National MU the likes of EZC and this SFP member said they are now private and belong to Rainy Sunday.

fingerguns Day 3,232, 05:27

Whatever fits your foil hat narrative, Frank lol

shadowber Day 3,232, 14:55

This sfp member did what?

http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,40448.0.html

rainy sunday Day 3,233, 01:08

Chiming in to state the obvious. FS is full of shit. Carry on.

Franklin Stone Day 3,233, 04:16

As a Congress Member, I simply stated that since they were no longer the National MU that a name change was in order. It was discussed and it was decided Congress had no authority to demand anything of a now Private MU.

Isn't that what Congress is for...discussion?

Paul Proteus Day 3,231, 09:29

bestcongress is fedcongress

Yui MHCP001 Day 3,231, 10:08

only commenting because of Bo Burnham tbh

actualguns Day 3,231, 10:10

fingerguns is probably the betterguns.

fingerguns Day 3,231, 10:12

Oh man, this comment will be tough to beat

Ace Viper Day 3,231, 10:57

P/H

Mister Y Day 3,231, 11:05

Let's do it again. Voted.

Master Dave Day 3,231, 11:20

Best reason to vote FE😨 Because you're a member of the fed, so vote your party!

Jenoah Drako Day 3,231, 11:45

Oooh I want to be a guest on fed radio. That would be cool!

fingerguns Day 3,231, 13:26

You should absolutely be there!!

Ike3494 Day 3,231, 12:21

Love it. Vote Feds!!

Jasher Day 3,231, 12:26

Voted, sent you some cash.

Cheers

Cerb Day 3,231, 14:57

Are we still pretending the Feds are a fun, cutesy party, and not the Empire controlling the White House and Congress?

fingerguns Day 3,231, 17:29

Why not both?

Franklin Stone Day 3,231, 19:32

Let us not forget they also have help from the USWP who are certainly a fluffy. bunny type of party.

fingerguns Day 3,231, 20:33

We have help from them? lol for what?

shadowber Day 3,232, 00:59

Bahahaha

Franklin Stone Day 3,232, 04:05

Like recruits, a good portion of your rank and file came from the USWP.

Kody5 Day 3,232, 04:32

Yes almost every Fed is a also a USWP member at the same time. We are all pfeiffer plants and we never put any effort into anything because all we want is for the USWP to succeed. Thats our one and oly goal 100%

Franklin Stone Day 3,232, 04:47

Kody5...where did I say they were members of both parties? I said the USWP is like a farm team for the Feds, USWP members seem to move to the Feds a lot. Is that what the USWP calls success helping another party recruit members?

fingerguns Day 3,232, 05:28

So what does that make you guys? The Feds garbage man?