The Paradox of Mann

Day 4,683, 14:23 • Published in Canada Canada • by Mann551


It has come to my attention with the new updates Plato is rolling out that some of you have forgotten what a PTO is, and how destruction this can be.
The fact that none of you know about the massive number of PTO attempts that happen domestically on a monthly basis tells me that the anti-PTO Taskforce is doing it's job brilliantly. As chair of the taskforce, I feel vindicated in my 850k cc monthly salary to ensure there is fairness and equality within eCanadian democracy.



The Anti-PTO Taskforce was established in early 2020 as the threat of political takeover was very very large. Tensions were running high as some eCanadian-born fool threatened to topple democracy and install a dictatorship. At first, citizens were accepting of such a proposal, but then they were betrayed. Instead of a single term of dictatorship, it ended up lasting for over 5 months, and cycling through dictators. eCanadians were helpless. This is when salaries for all members of the Anti-PTO Taskforce were implemented, to better ensure bribery and blackmail could have less of an effect, and that the rule of law would continue forever.



To this day, democracy stands in eCanada, untainted and stronger than ever. As can be seen by the most recent CP election, there was plenty of ample, wonderfully qualified citizens to run for the most prestigious role in all of our society. Mann551 became our Country President. He saw it fit to ensure democracy's safety by increasing the salary again to the highest in the eWorld for those on the Anti-PTO Taskforce. Mann551, chairman of the Anti-PTO Taskforce, swore to protect the interests of all eCanadians. Our elections would be fair and free from the evil tyranny of Mann551, the most evil dictator of eCanada. To be free from the tyranny of Mann551, the dictator, Mann551, chairman, along with Mann551, Country President, will stop at nothing to ensure the Political stability of eCanada, even if it means Mann551 must be President and Chairman forever. Anyone who stands in the way will be charged with treason.



"You entrusted me to protect you, your way of life. But little did you know that it was I, precisely the one you trusted to protect you, who was causing you your pain." - Mann551, Chairman, President, Dictator




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