The MoF goes from strength to strength

Day 929, 08:13 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Bank of England


A New Term

My first duty as Minister of Finance has to be to say an enormous thank you, on behalf of myself and the entire eUK, to my predecessor, elbanaan. He’s been working tirelessly for three months keeping every ministry funded, monitoring the finances of the eUK and making the gold the country needs to function. His record has been outstanding, and I’ll miss working for him.



Hip hip hooray!

Hoping to build on this success I’ve put together, I’m sure you’ll agree, a pretty ninja team to run the nation’s finances. There will be three GBP regulators this month: jamesw, C B Fry and Steven Mack. Smack has previous experience of this ministry and his sterling efforts working for the Military will make him an asset to the team. C B Fry has quietly done an excellent job over the past month as GBP regulator, so I’m delighted that he agreed to stay at the ministry for a futher term. And it is my pleasure to announce jamesw as Underminister of Finance this term. As one of the eUK’s hardest working individuals, I’m sure his appointment needs no further explanation.

Last but not least, a very warm welcome to xFiggy, who will join us as a currency trading apprentice.

Money Market Trading

Benchmarks: 39.5- 0.026

Please stay within the benchmarks to ensure a fair and functioning economy.

DO YOUR DUTY:
Will all patriotic citizens make sure that they buy their GBP for gold from the MoF orgs:

Ministry of Finance UK
Reserve Bank of the UK
eUK Royal Mint

This helps raise the necessary funds to keep the eUK going, converting our tax revenue into the gold we need.

Best wishes, and hoping to do you proud, eUK,

Thatcher