The Chicken Squawks

Day 4,376, 21:22 • Published in USA USA • by Dillon Richards
Hello again, eUSA - it's been quite a while. A year? More? For those of you who know me, it's good to see you again! For those who don't, I'm looking forward to meeting you.

Where have I been all this time? Well, it's a little embarrassing to say, but I've been stuck in a pickle jar. How did I get there? That's none of your concern. But I've escaped and have returned to the eUSA.
Dillon Richards daring escape from the pickle jar. Colorized.
Boy have I missed a lot. New alliances, new party dynamics, and a new CP. Although I'm wading through a sea of change trying to catch my footing, there's one life raft of constancy that I can cling to - CG's dishonesty and ego.

As I'm sure you've all seen, CG and his lackeys have made some rather interesting claims about me and some friends of mine.

As has been stated in other articles, the SFP and Bear Cavalry had nothing to do with this operation. Individuals (myself included) decided that we can't put up with our President's mean-spirited offensive against a nation that can't defend itself against us. So, to prevent the eUS from launching an airstrike on the eUK for no reason aside from fulfilling some weird obsession of CG's with attacking the eUK, we chose to fight for eTurkey in the RW for London.

We ultimately failed, but we made a statement.

CG - you're not a King, you're a President. It's time to behave like one.

-Dillon Richards