Join the new world

Hello to you, my friends and enemies. I'm coming to you live on a satellite internet connection from my new winter cabin. I just scraped together the pound of flesh and blood 50 gold required of me to change my username to something that suits me better, and thought it would be just charming if my newspaper followed suite. I don't have much of an interest in following the vague rules for acceptable content on here - not that I expect Plato to have the time or effort to scrutinize my publications. I've always been one to play it safe, so assume anything I write about is role-playing from a character named Elaine that lives in the eUSA and any resemblance to real people or intellectual property owned by anyone at all is purely incidental - entirely a fabrication of the reader misunderstanding my content.

Now, on to the main topic. The political situation in the 'eUSA' is honestly quite... just kidding! I've already said everything I felt like. Here's a haiku, have a lovely day!

Curious, Distant
Souls too Stubborn to Egress
Not So Different