Scandal On The Forum

Day 1,391, 23:43 • Published in USA Canada • by Thedillpickl



Hi kids!

It's been awhile since I've had any time at all to write to you. I apologize for getting away from one of the niceties we share together here. The rare chance in eRep to have a laugh or share a momentous thought between us.

I come before you now because this news must be spread far and wide. The citizens must be warned! If you are faint of heart, read no further. (What kind of pussy are you? Don't click the little 'X' in the corner yet!)




Earth Shattering News!

A mind blowing development on the eUSA forum yesterday in this thread proffered by Josh Whitehead. Wherein Mr. Whitehead, of World Wide Whitehead fame, claims to have uncovered a horrible scandal involving Mr. Henry Pheiffer and the South African ambassador to the eUS, Mr. Tenshibo.


Recent photos of Henry Pheiffer (left) and Mr. Tenshibo (right).

This follows on the heels of some slight misunderstandings with Congress. The dishevelled Mr. Pheiffer reports, however, that his standing with the Senators is very good indeed and that he is quite chummy with the majority of them.


Senators arrive for a dinner party at the Arundel residence.




Continuing Coverage

The Pickle Barrel will follow this story to the ends of the earth (or the end of the street, whichever comes first) in order to get to the bottom of this. The citizens deserve to know the truth!

Film at eleven.


"Ah, there's no justice like Angry Mob Justice."
— Seymour Skinner, The Simpsons, "Bart After Dark"