New Alliance

Day 4,703, 09:58 • Published in USA USA • by George Barker



With the announcement of Apollo, a "new," pro-Asteria alliance (think of it as a farm team for Asteria), it is time to reveal our own version: PUCKER. "PUCKER" (like its lone member) doesn't stand for anything, it's just a cool name. The motto, "These Colors Run. Fast" speaks for itself, and to the amount of fortitude and fidelity the members of it have shown over the years. In fact, "Fidelity and Fortitude" was going to be the motto, but no one could stop laughing long enough to type out that many syllables, so this is the motto we have.

It currently has only one member, the good 'ol eUS. For some reason, no one else had the proper amount of dignity to join. But anyone is welcome! In fact, someone else must join so we can blame them when we leave. Anybody? Anybody?

PUCKER has some cool features. First, PUCKER doesn't have a secretary general, like other alliances. It's far too humble for that. It has a Secretary Private. Or a private secretary, if you know what I mean.




With no further ado, allow me to introduce the only man for that job, tyler "lips" bubblar. It's his for life. He's earned it -- no one else has even come close to demonstrating the amount of integrity he has over the years.

The other cool features will be announced. Trust us on that.

PUCKER will be around until we're finally invited to join the most powerful alliance in existence at that time, whatever it is. Until then, it's PUCKER today. PUCKER tomorrow. PUCKER forever! You can trust us on that, too.

Now stay right there so we can plant one right where you want it most!