LOOK UP! (or don't) - Either way it doesn't really matter.
Roger Griswald
Darkness dwindles down in the depths. Or does it? D is for dire-detta.
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My fellow citizens,
It has been a wild few days.
In what may become to be known as the darkest day in eCanadian history, at day-change our Supreme Leader and Glorious Overload (SLGO), Mann551, will be escorted out of the CP office. AND it appears the person forcibly removing him will be one of his formerly most trusted friends and closest advisors—Kippers!
We all knew of the (now definitely happened—100% confirmed) plot Kippers launched to destroy Mann551’s stranglehold on eCanada. Kippers’ puppet thedillpickle moved a motion to impeach, which narrowly failed in Congress. The situation pushed Thedillpickl to his limits, resulting in an apparent loss of sanity. A victim of Kipper’s plot, Thedillpickl joined a caravan led by Mel Gibson marching on eCanada’s capital calling for something (it’s hard to tell what they wanted at this point).
Not phased by the casualties of his ambition—in a daring, albeit brilliant, manoeuver Kippers has seemingly secured the crown of eCanada in yesterday’s election. Handily crushing the opposition brought by Quimbie Muffins II, a statesman of the highest order. BUT was the election a fair contest?
Well-known town crier Rylde was among the first to call the election rigged. Asserting that a cloaked group was organizing the change of power and lining up successive governments—effectively removing any semblance of democracy from eCanada. Details of this group are murky, but some have said they are operating out of the basement of a pizza restaurant in the capital.
SO, is there a dark, hidden cabal organizing in the shadows? Is our democracy at risk from these malcontents? Is Kippers their leader or just another pawn for a true master of a deep-state in eCanada?
Only time will tell, but like the vast majority of eCanadians, I am very anxious about what will happen when the shield of stability, security and greater-ness provided by our SLGO Mann551 is lifted at day change.
What risks will the shroud surrounding Kippers’ (and his benefactors) bring upon eCanada? And will anyone challenge their power?
More to come…
Love and kisses,
Roger
This article was NOT edited from its original version to conform to decree 315 of Supreme Leader and Generous Overlord (SLGO), CP Mann551, which prevents criticism of the SLGO—because he was too busy raiding the treasury to read it.
PS: This political drama is for the LOLZ (but of course the best homour contains a smidge of truth).
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The end is nigh! Maybe.
Kekekekeke 😂
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I am disappointed in my fellow eCanadians choosing Kippers over Bacon. Sad day for our nation.
I chose Bacon myself! And I have proof!
All im saying is elections are dead and the dozens or so individuals pre select who's running on behalf of the country. When there already taking names for months in advance in the govt chat for who's free to push de buttons. If its been like this for years no wonder the place all but died. Sucked dry one last thing that kept people around.
Sounds like you're just upset no one wants you in their clubhouse.
I only know cause im in the clubhouse and f no one spoke we'd all be that much closer to death.
Voters in eCanada's CP elections:
Feb 2010= 1,217
Feb 2012 = 607
Feb 2014 = 270
Feb 2016 = 156
Feb 2018 = 88
Feb 2020 = 58
Feb 2022 = 58
You think its eCanada's politics that's making the game less interesting?. Or is it just fewer people playing the game? You are trying to play a game from 6-7 years ago. That game doesn't exist anymore. Your party, for example, has 3 people in it. The top 5 parties have 87 people *combined*. You are asking for a brawling, rollicking, gang fight when there's less than 60 votes to be had. The struggle is to get people to commit the time to be CP.
Stop trying to recreate 2015. Change or die.
Oh, the good ol' days. lol.
To be clear: Cabinet folks discussing who is interested in being CP, to plan out continuity of government is not undermining anything--and has literally always been the case, even back in 2010 when we were 20 times the size.
And, yes, anyone can run for an election and do the work to win over confidence and votes.
How very white man of you trying to make me conform to what u deem the normal around here for a fake online world and tagging death onto it was a seriously nice touch as well. The time for CP but only amongst your little circle though needs to be added.
Not for nothing, but between Klink, you and myself, only you have been a CP.
and yes, I am jealous of that. 😉
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To make a serous bid for office one must really make and effort to be known for certain things or basically....campaign for the position. talk to the people, telling what your about and have a group that can back up what you are saying.
I don't know enough about some people to vote for them but if they are vouched for by the right people aka trustworthy; they get my vote. Notice I specified vouched by people: "not person". Voting otherwise carries higher risk.
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I don't like to think of myself as a patriot, a statesman, or a national hero... but if the shoe fits.
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NOT just any statesman. "a statesman of the highest order"!!!!!!
And you sir are a gentleman and a scholar.
evil pelosi
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If you buy the rest of us pizza there is a good chance you will be CP.