How to write a sheetpost?

Day 5,328, 03:31 • Published in India India • by Witless

Step 1 - Be sheety. Be witty.

Step 2 - Eat a 20 day old rotten meat. Or eat vegetarian biryani.. whatever works.

Step 3 - Wait by streaming your Age of Empires or FIFA gameplay that no one watches.

Step 4 - Projectile vomit on keyboard.

Step 5 - Demand the balance sheets for more sheetposts.

You have grade A4-size sheet post.

PS - Add images. If anyone asks why they can't see it. Them them the background is white and the sheet is white.

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