Horse PotUS: The Final Season?!

Day 3,449, 06:43 • Published in USA USA • by Derphoof

Unofficial official anthem of the Derp-Yui duo


This month has been glorious.

Far more glorious than even I could anticipate.

We wrecked the Ukraine. We made more inroads with various nations, building on prospective relationships. Despite our attacks, we kept the support of some of our closest allies. On top of this, Pacifica is more united than ever before.

It was an unbridled success.

Some people may feel that they should step down after such a term. “Quit while you’re ahead,” they might say.

However, as a result of our actions, and the actions of our alliance, the world is beginning to change. Syndicate has dissolved, and nations are beginning to figure out their next steps. They are beginning to align themselves for the future.

It would be a crime to quit and dump the ramifications of our actions onto new leadership.

So, now, I run again.

I run to take responsibility. I run build on our success. I run to steer our nation through these turbulent times.

I run to put our nation on top.

I won’t give in, ‘til we’re victorious.