Gnilraps for PP of eUSA

Day 3,216, 13:05 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps
Day 3216 of the New World
September 9, 2016






Last month I announced my candidacy for the Presidency of the United States Workers Party, and I addressed it to USWP members.

This month I am once again announcing my candidacy, but I’m addressing it to all of eUSA.

Because I want the revitalization going on in USWP to include some of you.





A few days ago I asked the citizens of eUSA to consider a change of scenery. No, not just that. I invited you all to change the way you play the game. Just for fun. I suggested that you give USWP a month or two.

Anyway, we had that conversation.

But I bring it up again because if you do plan on giving it a try, I would like to be your Party President too. See what I’m saying?

I can’t be your PP unless you come become a Worker.





Well, true to my promise last term, I’ve basically forwarded the cause of making eUSA more Workerly. Because eUSA is at its very best when there are lots and lots of Workers around getting things done and just being really expert at everything.

You do want eUSA to be at its very best, don’t you?

Well, I sure thought you did. I think I was probably right.

That’s why I’m holding the door open for you.





So what does September hold for us?

Lots more party spam.

Another exciting race for CP.

A Congressional caucus that could very well include you.

The best media in eRepublik.

The best BEAM stream in eUSA. (Sorry eNPR, Pfeiffer’s show is better.)

Bunches of free crap.

A surprise or two.







Anyway, no double entendre this month involving hammers and hatchet wounds. That would just be wrong.







Tl;dr
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