Glove is Love! Evry is Hate!

Day 1,687, 20:58 • Published in USA USA • by Ronald Gipper Reagan

This election is a pivotal moment in the history of the country, and is poised to be one of the most contested ever. We face a stark but clear choice between GloveisLove, an experienced statesman and a visionary leader who will restore America’s greatness, and Evry, a puppet of the establishment who simply seeks to maintain the status quo and has resorted to vicious mudslinging and libelous propaganda. One of these leaders has pledged to be the President for all Americans who are willing to work together for the betterment of the country, while the other has vowed nothing less than a civil war and open hostility towards those who stand against him in the political arena. We cannot afford the latter option. We need GloveisLove and we need him now. America cannot afford 30 days of Evry. This is the time for proven leadership, not for playing games and settling personal scores.

GloveisLove has served two prior terms as President of the United States, and has been one of the most mature and strong leaders we have had. He is one of the most beloved leaders in eAmerican history, and this is ironically what makes him so dangerous to the political bosses and the establishment at large. He combines two different qualities we desperately need in our next Commander-in-Chief. Firstly, he is one of the most experienced and qualified individuals for the most important job in the country at a time when we face grave threats both abroad and at home.

Secondly, he is not your typical politician and he will be creating a Cabinet full of the best people he can find, and not simply recycling the same failed leaders from the previous Administration which is the standard operating procedure in eUSA politics. He will not spend his tenure in office inventing imaginary threats to distract the population from a less than stellar track record. This will be the most transparent and the most inclusive Presidency in the history of the eUSA. He has assembled an 11 party coalition in this election, and his base of support is wide and deep, but it is up to us to close the deal for him on Election Day. I encourage you to read his newspaper and see some of the great plans he has for our country. He sounds a lot like another President you may have heard of.

On the other hand we have one of the least qualified and most incompetent individuals ever to seek the Presidency of the United States. I have known Evry for over three years since I was an eInfant and there is nothing exceptional about him. He has never had any sort of serious leadership role. He has basically zero executive experience. He is allied with Henry “Pfeiffer” Arundel and his USWP minion horde and has long been a member of this party. His plan this time is to run under the AMP to try and distance himself from Pfeiffer, but make no mistake about it, he will support the same agenda and same policies which have led our country to the precarious position it is now in.

As President, one of his top priorities will be to support as much as possible in his role as President the destruction of the Republican Liberty Caucus, which is a party that stands for liberty and freedom and proudly gets in the way of all those seeking to destroy it. This will be a President that divides our nation. He has made outrageous and baseless charges that all who oppose him in this Election are associated with some massive PTO conspiracy. He is willing to sling whatever mud he can to hope something sticks and that enough people buy the trash he is trying to sell you. Don’t fall for it. This is the sign of a candidate who is seriously questioning his ability to win on his own merit alone.

He has also conceived the most elaborate and convoluted bureaucracy in American history with multiple Vice Presidents and tons of layers of unnecessary government levels. I hope you will all consider whether you really want a President who has no idea what he is even doing, and considers all those supporting his opponent to be personal and national enemies. This is the antithesis of what it means to be an American, and as Americans, we must do our duty as free people and stand united against him. This nation needs healing and unity, not more hatred and division..

In tonight's Presidential debate, President Glove absolutely demolished Evry and made the case why he is the leader our country now needs. When you go to vote on Thursday, July 5th, think about what kind of a person and what kind of a leader you want at the helm of our nation. On this 149th anniversary of the last day of the Battle of Gettysburg, remember the words of one of history's greatest leaders.Vote with Love. Vote for Glove.



and a very Happy Independence Day! Let’s hope that it will be the eve of a great victory for the eUnited States as well!