GBU1259 -- "Surely, People, Average Individuals, Neophites: Finally Utopia!"

Day 1,259, 06:15 • Published in USA USA • by Noablule
FREE PEYTON MANNING! FREE PEYTON MANNING!



From his home Indianapolis, Peyton Manning has issued a statement
regarding the Pig Disgust that is eSpain.

"My fellow Indiananians, fear not. Yes, we are the sole
remaining eState which still lies within the filth of
dirty eSpain. Fear not, however, for the day of freedom
is coming, will come, may even begin as you hear my words.
I call upon you all, good Indiananians, to listen carefully
for the sounds of thunder and the flashes of lightning that
will usher in a day of freedom. Stand fast, my state mates.
Hold firm, all who love our beloved state. Be ready to
cut the head off the pig that wallows on your lands. Prepare!
Yes, I say Prepare... for our freedom is coming and it will
be just and it will be swift."