Douche of America *Probs Clickbait*
Day 3,660, 20:19
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Published in USA 
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by Jacqueline Berlin
So while the Battle of Salvador (Northeast of Brazil) raged on I almost got a BH Medal!
Story time thots of the interwebs, I when I joined the battle this douche who will not be named (Maximo.Gladiator)
was #1 for damage and in line for the BH medal at roughly 26.5M Damage. Easy right, just waste some time and surpass him? So I spent sometime doing that, eventually surpassed him at 26M damage.
No, no yay, guess what this douche does, literally SECONDS after I become #1, he comes in and drops 20m dmg up in there, raising the stakes to now ~45m dmg.
(my reaction)
So I sent the boi a message about it, being nice and all saying
AND THIS THOT REPLIES WITH THIS:
As if he is the BH's father
(probs daddy issues tbh, later goes onto how I'm "stealing it from him")
To bring this horrid rant to an end, I catch up to his 45m dmg and he raises it to ~50m.
Final numbers:
(Kills Left, Damage Right)
Honestly based off of kills I deserved that BH medal over that douche.
If you made it this far, I applaud you for reading through my rant. Kudos to you.
(Also 25 comments would be sweet for that mission)
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Thanks!
Story time thots of the interwebs, I when I joined the battle this douche who will not be named (
was #1 for damage and in line for the BH medal at roughly 26.5M Damage. Easy right, just waste some time and surpass him? So I spent sometime doing that, eventually surpassed him at 26M damage.
No, no yay, guess what this douche does, literally SECONDS after I become #1, he comes in and drops 20m dmg up in there, raising the stakes to now ~45m dmg.
(my reaction)
So I sent the boi a message about it, being nice and all saying
AND THIS THOT REPLIES WITH THIS:
As if he is the BH's father
(probs daddy issues tbh, later goes onto how I'm "stealing it from him")
To bring this horrid rant to an end, I catch up to his 45m dmg and he raises it to ~50m.
Final numbers:
(Kills Left, Damage Right)
Honestly based off of kills I deserved that BH medal over that douche.
If you made it this far, I applaud you for reading through my rant. Kudos to you.
(Also 25 comments would be sweet for that mission)
Like and share!
Thanks!
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I wasted 2 G on this you better like and share it as retribution.
I laughed, well written article. Don't mind the trash talk at all.
V!
"Owning" BH medals is a scourge on this game...
To be fair, 25M isn't an inconsiderable damage amount. If the battle was unimportant, just let it go.
am div 1 would like free gold from medals when the thot who beat me has nearly 600 BH total
That's an unfortunate part and parcel of playing this game. Some people will pay Euros to remain in D1 forever. Even if they have over 1000 BHs, a Legends rank and a strength approaching a strong D4.
My advice is to work on air battles only. The sky hero is worth 30 gold, and can be earned by anyone with the time and dedication to do so. Sure, pay to win can happen, but free players have a chance.
Article was pretty good, I'd say it was worth the 2G
you all steal my BH's you dont hear me whining all day!
no one steals mine 🙁
maybe not the BHs father but every BH is my B#*%H
great job.
ok
Lmao this was fun to read.
Sorry for your loss.
Thank you for your condolence ):
You'll get em next time sport
Was fun to read lmao
When you surpass such a player, you can be sure you will be surpassed again. Best find another battle. It won't be easy, because there are so many very strong players taken all BH medals in D1. They have the money and the style to do so.
Good luck!
If I had a nickle for every time this happened I would have a small loan of a million dollars 😉
Fun read
Essaye de taper en début de round avant tout le monde, ça devrait être plus facile pour avoir tes BH 😉
Bon point
*Slow Clap*
Brutal.
Cozy Boi
Salty Gurl*
Yaaaaaaaaasssssssssssss
I know this douche. Once he was lecturing me when to hit for eUSA, RW have to be lost yada yada yada
Then I have stolen his BH, he was not much happy. Elitist douche puppet! 😃
THANK YOU FOR TAKING HIS BH. ❤
o/
Merry Christmas.