Book of eOrthodoxy - Chapter 1: Genesis

Day 1,339, 04:48 Published in Serbia Canada by Dozzer_x
In the beginning, there was nothing but Admin. Admin and the Holy Domain Name.

Admin liked the Holy Domain and wanted to make somthing with it, so he created the Holy Server, to not let the Holy Domain alone. And he united them through the Holy FTP, and then they formed the Holy Site, and Admin named it "eRepublik".

Admin didn't like an empty eRepublik, so he transformed it in a world. He requested help from Holy HTML, PHP, SQL and others so he created the Economy, the Media and the Politics. But Admin still didn't like it. He knew that soon entities named "players" will come, and they will want more. So he created the Military.

Then he saw that players want to fight each other and not remain united, so he created the most important part of eRepublik. He created some sort of Gods and Goddesses named "countries". And so he created Romania, USA, Brazil, Hungary and some others. He saw that Romania and Hungary were arguing, and he liked that.

Players couldn't die, and every time they fought nothing happened to them. So Admin created the Holy Wellness which is the soul of the player. He saw that the wellness was going down, do he decided to give gifts to players and let them build hospitals to make them feel good again.

Then he sai😛 "I think I made too much good decisions for them, and they didn't give me back anything. I need something! And I know. I'll let them build companies, parties make them reach and powerfull, but they will give me something. They will give me GOLD. But how to make them have GOLD? I know, I'll create medals and I'll put GOLD in trade for Euros."

People liked this, and so eRepublik was developing.




This was the first chapter of the series named "Book of eOrthodoxy". Yes, it's a brand new e-religion (and also has nothing to do with Christian Orthodoxy - RL cause Orthodoxy means "the True Faith"). 😁