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Bad Jokes Competition. Who won? Who's next? You decide!

Day 3,409, 14:07 • Published in USA USA

• by besibes

Hi fellow erepublicans,
My name is Besi Allen and I'm the fastest... erm wrong thoughts!

So I'm writing just for fun and to fulfill this dull mission.
Please comment and vote if you like or if they really made your laugh.
If you (don't) prefer any of the jokes let me know so we can pick a winner for those competitions each (yes you read it right more bad jokes to come).
To not make this to long and painful to read lets begin with my first personal favourite trio:

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto!

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!

What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell!

After a week we will see which one mad it to the weekly worst joke.
Stay tuned for next week to see what you have tu endure...

P.S.: Please excuse my bad engrish 🙂. I tried not to make many mistakes but it is not my mother tongue.

Comments

Hanzio Day 3,409, 14:18

pertamaxxx

besibes Day 3,409, 14:59

Top Definition
pertamax
Pertamax is a familiar word on Indonesian blogosphere since bloggers use this word when competing to make the first comment at a great post or article in some blog (usually at celebs blog with so many comments). Come from word "pertama" (indonesian language mean "the first") embed with "x" in the end. So, the first commenter to the post will answer with this word.
Random celeb: "Hello everyone, I'm going to Indonesia tomorrow, see ya there!"

Random commenter: "Pertamax!"