April Is The Foolest Month

Day 5,246, 20:50 • Published in USA USA • by George Barker

I have been doing a lot of thinking lately, and reading foreign media for the first time in my life. Until now, I had only read propaganda from biased U.S. sources. But now that I have been reading foreign sources, like TASS, Izvestia, Pravda, and the incredibly informative B92, my eyes have been opened, the scales have fallen away, and I know The Truth, which I will outline below:

1) NATO's attack on Serbia was unprovoked. NATO did it, not because, as they claim, Serbia was committing mass atrocities and ethnic cleansing in Kosovo, destabilizing the Balkans by creating hundreds of thousands of refugees. No, they did it just because NATO does these sorts of things. Also, despite Serbia being one of the poorest countries in Europe, they wanted to open some McDonalds there. Yes, Western companies were able to do business everywhere else in Europe -- Poland, Bulgaria, the Baltics, even Russia -- with no problem and no war, but Serbia is special, just because it is. It took a war to force them to allow the West the great privilege of investing money there.

2) Russia is actually the victim in Ukraine. Yes, technically they invaded special operationed Ukraine, but that was only after NATO cleverly baited them into it, by doing those clever NATO things. Because Russia is a powerful country and NATO fears it, they decided to try to start a war with it. This makes perfect sense, now that I have read unbiased sources! Sure, Western economists had predicted Russia's invasion special operation in Ukraine would disrupt the world economy, possibly to the amount of trillions of dollars, and the West was clearly unprepared for the disruption in energy supplies, but they were so afraid of Russia they did it anyway. And besides, they're just born conspirators always conspiracising.

3) This is the most important point: all news media that contradict the above two points are biased, and spreading lies. You can ONLY believe Serbian and Russian media sources, and people on the internet who espouse the Russian and Serbian version of events. All others are either liars or just fools, duped by propaganda, like I once was. Trust the Russian and Serbian media. It is honest and accurate. Trust people online, the louder they yell, the crazier they seem, the more you can trust them, because they are just so full of ... truth it makes them passionate! Trust their passion! They aren't mindless partisans and nationalists who will say anything to "win" -- you are just uninformed. They will try their hardest to open your eyes because they just care about The Truth that much!

Here is a very unattractive woman for you to look at:




UGLY!


Hope you have a great April! Contrary to what the poet said, it isn't the cruelest month -- unless you give in to cynicism and passivity in the face of struggle.