And the weiner is~
Day 1,146, 07:34
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by Thedillpickl
Hi Kids,
Sorry, I meant winner.
The Grand Prize
UCONN Husky Man easily won the grand prize of 2.5 gold. A hint for future reference, using words like "clever" and "humorous" flatter an article that is trying to be clever and humorous. This puffs up my already over inflated ego.
Second Place
Leviathann gets second prize of 1 gold. Why you ask? Honesty IS the best policy. Quote, "Because I like gold!", end quote.
Turd Place
(Sorry again, I was up late.)
Gulden Draak gets third prize of 1 gold. This man posted a response while I was fixing a spacing problem in the first edit. His comment was like two minuets after I published the contest article. He obviously had absolutely nothing else to do.
The Other People
Shaun Carter
Dougie Flare MaryamQ
SamWystan
GenMcBeckson
Henry Arundel
Surprise!!! In my heart you are winners too, because you took time to play my silly game. Therefore, each of you shall receive a pickle. Not just any old pickle, but a grade A fancy pickle in a special crystal container. Note: Hurry up and eat 'em, I think they are past their expiration date!
Sorry, I meant winner.
The Grand Prize
UCONN Husky Man easily won the grand prize of 2.5 gold. A hint for future reference, using words like "clever" and "humorous" flatter an article that is trying to be clever and humorous. This puffs up my already over inflated ego.
Second Place
Leviathann gets second prize of 1 gold. Why you ask? Honesty IS the best policy. Quote, "Because I like gold!", end quote.
Turd Place
(Sorry again, I was up late.)
Gulden Draak gets third prize of 1 gold. This man posted a response while I was fixing a spacing problem in the first edit. His comment was like two minuets after I published the contest article. He obviously had absolutely nothing else to do.
The Other People
Shaun Carter
Dougie Flare MaryamQ
SamWystan
GenMcBeckson
Henry Arundel
Surprise!!! In my heart you are winners too, because you took time to play my silly game. Therefore, each of you shall receive a pickle. Not just any old pickle, but a grade A fancy pickle in a special crystal container. Note: Hurry up and eat 'em, I think they are past their expiration date!
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By the way, I said "clever", not "cleaver". We're not cutting meat here. 🙂 Thanks though. I'm awesome, I guess.
😁^ Well like I said, I was up late! Fixed it now.
Enjoy your gold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thanks for the pickle! I will enjoy it immensely. As well as being clever, you are clearly kind. 😉