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Before I start you may notice that I am not the government. However, the last government articles were all apparently years ago for some reason, even MoD doesn't do anything to update the plebs.

So I am now going to provide all the government summaries at once and do their job for them so at least somebody appears to be doing something in the public eye.


Alright first off, CP's office. Think I'm supposed to have something relevant to romans here so:


WHAT'S THE CP BEEN UP TO

-Maintaining the title of Appleby the Unimpeachable for yet another term.


-Playing minecraft according to this weird discord channel that may or may not be a cabinet chat (I genuinely have no idea)


-?????? can't find anything else tbph

ONWARDS THEN

MOD ORDERS
The standard MoD logo is boring so here's a different thing that comes up on google images when you search 'Ministry of Defence':

No, I don't know what point in time this is referring to either

Right, where to fight? Well, I'm in nifty, nifty are usually reliable. (Some of them are also Gods according to arguments derived from St Anselm)

Therefore, my daily order is probably a safe bet. Here it is:


That's FOR THE UK IN DUBLIN. Disclaimer: It is entirely possible that the fight there does not matter at all in the slightest/actually goes against the plan. wow we should put this on the end of actual MoD articles for the times when the MoD stops bothering to give update articles

ONWARD TO....

FOREIGN AFFAIRS UPDATE



jk the forigs are doing literally nothing interesting as far as I can tell. Bear in mind we weren't actually in an alliance when I quit and now we are so I have no ****ing clue what's going on to be frank.

From what I can gather, we have an MPP with Serbia so I can say with relative certainty that we are not hating the Serbians. At least not until the MPP runs out in 3 days.

Here's a bit of world map, foreign affairs articles always have those:

It appears france is still french. Excellent. Or, as the french say...excellent.


NOW IT'S TIME FOR....

HOME AFFAIRS


Googling home affairs only seems to give Africa related results, which is interesting given that Africa is not my home.

There are many homes for sale:


Nobody is having affairs in them.



BANK OF ENGLAND UPDATE

Nobody has stolen the treasury today.






AN EDUCATION GUIDE
This game has no new players, so instead as acting MoEd as well as MoEverythingElse I must endeavour to teach the eUK's players that are still active something they don't already know.

So here is a man trying to explain how to integrate by parts:


...is that everything?

Sure I guess.



Thus all updates are complete. You are now completely up to date. You're welcome.