All Praise Spam-Wrangler in Chief - Portrait Competition inside!

Day 5,596, 05:14 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Mr Woldy


Hello Citizen-Scientists and aspiring Citizen-Scientists everywhere.

As prime-numeratician Keithunder reports Sambo223 has been gloriously re-elected with unanimous support to the best role the eUK has to offer (you could hold this office one day, but first you have to join TRS), that of Spamican Party Party President!

As Keith states it was a very exciting election, and we hope you marvelled at the election screen, constantly pressing refresh to see our slate of candidates creep up to edge the lead. What am I saying - I know you did!



But what does a party president do?

One of their big jobs is to our Congress list around, much like arranging Spam Fritters on a plate. Additionally they Champion the party and provide a steady hand for all matters Spam. All this and much, much, much, much more. Honest.

We at Spamican HQ have decided to celebrate everything Sambo223 by launching a portrait competition in his honour. It is (literally) the least we could do.

So it is time to prove your Citizen-Science credentials and GET PAINTING!

The artsy-under-ground rules:
- ANY eUK citizen can enter.
- THERE IS A GREAT PRIZE*
- MSPaint, GIMP, Photoshop, Pen & paper- any medium goes.
- Work should aim to capture the essence of Spam and Spirit of Sambo.
- Bonus credit if your art resembles any work of the masters.
- THE eUK's MOVERS and SHAKERS will decide the winner, which will be determined by most likes in the gallery article which will follow.

As a taste of what Spamart can look like, I present the below masterpiece, which helpfully sets the bar very low.


The First Iteration of Sambo discovering the Spam-Tenets on the Mount of Olives
Oils on Board.
Mr Woldy, 2023.

You know you can beat that! Please submit art to me via message or as comments in this thread (you can host them on tinypic or similar) so I can compile them for the grand opening.

Thanks for reading,
Mr Woldy


The Real Headline
Screenshot on Spam.
Mr Woldy 2023.

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Years ago I was asked to be King of the eUK. Regardless of that institution no longer (formally) existing I marked it by establishing a few charity schemes to encourage newer players to get involved. These schemes are still running. Feel free to message me for some free stuff if you are level 1-50 and meet any of the following criteria:

Woldy's Urban Achievers - Food and guns rewarded for: Publishing an article; being elected into any position; being awarded any medal.

Royal Writers: 200 GBP for publishing an article in the eUK and an extra 300 GBP for any article you write that reaches 15 or more votes. Just message me your article links.

Woldy's Warriors: Start up kit of Guns and food for anyone who feels like they don't pack a big enough punch. Simply message and ask for some boomsticks.


Grab your free stuff
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*Prize will include an accumulated Cash-Kitty, and maybe even position as councillor or bumped on the Congress List of TRS**, plus a tin of REAL*** Spam. It all depends on your zeal for art and Citizen-Science

**No guarantees, bub. Depends if you join TRS.
***Not real