A Challenger Appears

Day 1,967, 09:38 • Published in USA USA • by Derphoof


As we all know, lately, Pfeiffer has been trying to court Fingerguns and persuade her to eMarry him. Despite the fact that he is a member of the harem of Dio Brando and married to other women in another game, he does not see that as a problem. He claims that Fingerguns is the one true person for him.

However, is Pfeiffer the one true love of Fingerguns?

We all know that Fingerguns has a lover: The Feds. She has devoted her entire eLife to caring for them, in sickness and in health. However, new information has just been passed along to this journalist. It would seem that Fingerguns is spurning the affections of master puppeteer elitist, Pfeiffer, in pursuit of another man...


Eat your heart out, Pfeiffer

That’s right folks. Thanks to an anonymous source, we at the Daily Derp can verify that Fingerguns has indeed been spotted on a date with none other than former PotUS, Josh Frost. As you can see, they are certainly having a good time, enjoying a romantically fancy dinner. You can see here, Fingerguns getting lost in Josh Frost’s eyes while he laughs uncontrollably. This certainly looks like more than just two pals having a friendly night on the town. What happened after this dinner and later into the night cannot be confirmed. Our source simply states that they were seen leaving together and driving towards a residential area of town.

When we approached Fingerguns and inquired about the photo, she had no comment.

We at the Daily Derp have been following Pfeiffer’s courtship of Fingerguns since he first broke the news a few days ago. With this shocking development, it has become obvious that he is not the only one after her affection and she is possibly not even interested in him at all. Our photographers and investigative journalists have been unable to find any photos of a meeting between Pfeiffer and Fingerguns. Was Pfeiffer even aware that he had challengers to beat out?

We will continue to follow the story and provide updates as more information comes into our offices regarding this developing story.