[WHPR] A Glorious Term Ends
James S. Brady Press Room
Dateline: Thursday, January 6th, 2017 (Day 3,335)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, the White House
Contents:
A glorious term comes to an end.
The Eagle looks back.
A glorious term comes to an end
Greetings everyone, I am MCKitkat and this is the last WHPR for this month’s (last month’s) term. And once again, kody is still not here. In fact, kody was on his way to the Press Room, when a portal opened and pulled him to an animated Hawaiian world, where he is now stuck with a little girl. I hope he’ll manage to get along just fine.
Concerning eUSA matters, elections
In other news, the USAF is no longer a National MU (let the mourning begin), fingerguns got so drunk, she accidentally ripped a hole in the fabric of space and time and returned to the past (It sounds weird, but it actually happened) and we still hold New America (the country formerly known as eUK). I think we can consider this term as a glorious one. Not only did we conquer and divide Indonesia up, we also established ourselves with our brethren in New Washington, New Los Angeles and New Seattle. (The process of re-naming the former eUK cities into American Cities is still on it’s way). And yet, the British still remain opposed to our glorious rule and prefer utter disappointment to gloriousness.
Aaron’s Catchphrase, also known as the eUKs National Motto
Before we end the WHPR, I was able to speak with kody shortly before the Portal opened, so here are his last words.
The Eagle Looks Back
kody: I’m sure you all missed me, your eagle in charge and I’m sorry for it. I took a trip out to the savage lands of northern Kentucky to visit family and friends but luckily for you all I’m back now. Though a little late as this term is essentially over. I suppose I could give you all my view of the term as the CoS of last term, despite my inability to write I was able to keep up on the DBs and such. The term had a few interesting and a few unexpected events thought I’d say the revolution would be the most unexpected. otherwise we had our invasion of the UK, other than that there was not much going on for us. It was Christmas after all so many people had low activity all around the gov and the eUS. If I had to pin a success or failure on this term I believe id put a small success on top of it. We accomplished just about everything we wanted too and we managed to keep our activity as high as possible despite the holiday. All in all, I believe it was a good term and I’m looking forward to the next one.
The Last WHPR without kody concludes, thank you for sticking by and see you in the next WHPR.
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Comments
Gayest WHPR in recorded history.
They should exchange"glorious" for "SAD"
Gay is great, don't see the issue.
Take it the way you want. I never said it was bad.
Personally, I love plastic tits and fast women
I don't think both could work very well together 😃
Voted and endorsed
$0$
Companies of Q1 houses for sale.
In Washington only 9.80 golds.
Enjoy it.
Not enough Taylor Swift
A sorry excuse of an article. 0/10
Don't worry, Tay Tay still loves you.
new america? more like new three way state because america is a coward.
also kitkat is a snake
Snakes are cool, I have high dexterity aka high AC. Come and get me biatch 😛
Fingerguns would't say im a dissapointment 😉
I sorry to break this to you, but she does.
Whatever.
Pretty weak month overall.
But then again I did not expect much out of this administration.
Sadly another month of this.
This rag has turned into a non-informative tabloid. Not a single word concerning the fact that we have a Dictator war starting today....
That's for the new administration, not the old one. This is part of last month's term, not of this month's term.
Looks like the last month's team IS the new month team. How about that?
Then you will read about it on Tuesday 😛