[Spam] Our Next CP Will Be...

Day 3,180, 12:24 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Karacticus


So You Think You Can CP?

A few days ago myself and the Truss ran a competition to choose our next CP candidate.

We had a raft of entries and using a pin, some glitter and a ferret found our two finalists:

JiminyChristmas
Pannonian Nomad


So like only one of them actually published an article listing their dreams for the next month so the winner is....




Pannonian Nomad


So Pannonian Nomad is our official candidate for the CP elections tomorrow.

However, due to a clerical error he or she ( I didn't ask) is actually the PP of another party and they have backed another candidate.

So in the spirit of fair play we have awarded Pannonian Nomad 4000gbp and 1 gold and declared him or her our Official Unofficial CP Candidate.

This means that during the course of the next month Pannonian Nomad will be allowed by our glorious dictator to enact one button press of his or her choosing. Start a war. up a tax or donate money it's all up to he/she.

We've not checked with our benevolent leader but as he's a party member it'll be fine...


Our Actual CP Candidate This Month

Is going to be Mr Woldy.

We figured that even if he loses he's still the dictator and is ultimatley the one with all the actual power so we are 100% guaranteed a Spammican win even if we loose.



And now for the Olympics...





If you have any ideas or dreams that others have called "stupid","ridiculous","a pile of steaming horse poo" and are not a boring bugger then send your ideas to the The Horice G Fossil Truss.

We'll then put your ideas to the committee and see if we can help.