[Sluagh] Election Autopsy: ILP
Dante Boss
Citizens of eIreland,
The past few days has seen a major overhaul in one of eIrelands longest standing institutions, The Independent Labour Party. The long standing Party President Winston Hope
A young, noble politician by the name of MR. HANK SCORPIO rose from the ranks of the gulags with an army of true comrades.These brave warriors from the depths of poverty rose from the sewers of ILP HQ in mass numbers and took the fight to a man corrupted by power. These proletariat's knew that death was a possibility, they knew that their lives were at risk and should the great Giant of Irishbhoy allow them the ascent to the heavens above, their wives and infants would pay the price of their humbled actions.
MR. HANK SCORPIO proved to be more than just a revolutionary, he proved to be a Messiah, a gift blessed upon him from the Greats above us. Words can't describe the miracle which unfolded on a day that I will always remember as one of Holy Miracles. For those who are unaware of what I may be referring to, the magician in question has the ability to reverse the effects of death. On the day of the election, the ground of eIrish graveyards was ripped open and soldiers of fortune emerged bearing flags of revolution and justice.
The new leader of the ILP has uncovered years of corruption and scandal that went on from the 23rd Floor of the ILP HQ. He has presented his findings in his latest article which can be read here.
Outed leader Winston Hope
A claim which every man and/or woman can dismiss upon looking at the facts presented. His once loyal henchmen and the people he represents are nothing but voting drones or inactive citizens of our nation, something which tells me that the party had lost it's way entirely. The revolution which has taken place aims to reverse the damage inflicted by a detached corrupted political institution and hopefully install true change and progress.
Let's look at the evidence behind the faltering party.
Liam Tatlock:Logs in only on election days to cast his vote. Not a true member of eIrish society as he appears to be nothing short of a voting drone.
Uncle Bulgaria: Logs in only on election days to cast his vote. Not a true member of eIrish society as he appears to be nothing short of a voting drone.
Tara C: just shy of 50% her logins are for voting days. A step up from a voting drone who isn't a fully active member of our community.
Gallifreyan: Logs in only on election days to cast his vote. Not a true member of eIrish society as he appears to be nothing short of a voting drone.
CFL34: Not active.
BBBQX11: Not Active.
Cormaic Art: Not Active.
Among these shocking figures we can reveal the suspicious deaths of other notable ILP characters who surrounded the questionable WHS.
SycoASL
Grumpy99
Noobstar
loftedraptor
Raven Anarcho
Lougheoin
Doesn't look like the institution was running smoothly at all to me. As Dictator of eIreland, I wish MR. HANK SCORPIO best of luck in restoring justice to what was once branded as the honest party of eIreland.
Regards,
Sluagh.
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Loftedraptor recently eDied. He/She does that often. Please explain the influx of voters for the "noble" Skank Scorpion in the Irish Freedom Party elections last month and this past election. Orangejuicemmm has been gone for quite some time as has Sean aka Marcus. So... yeah. A spade is just that. You guys can have fun in your petty pathetic virtual world. All alone. It's a pitty. Hillary Clinton is shady but at least she better at hiding it.
Unfortunately Chance, myself and many other members of the eIrish community were forced into hiding and exiled because of WHS..many of our family and friends were kidnapped, tortured and raped by WHS and his goons.
I, along with many others have been in hiding waiting for the day that our one true savior and hero, Hank Scorpio, was able to rescue the party from the grips of such an evil tyranny so that together we can transform it into a party for the people once again.
I ask you this Chance Harrison, have you ever witnessed your best friend and wife beaten till she was bloody and then raped for 24hrs until finally she was killed? No..I didn't think so.
Please refrain from commenting about things you have no idea about.
I've witnessed a party beaten till she was bloody and then raped for 24hrs until finally she was killed... Just Sayin'
You're hilarious. Nice try though.
Let's all hope that Hank will finally change something over at the ILP
Isn't it fun when mults are "true" comrades.
Where are the log in data for the people who don't just log in on voting days? It kind of skews your data when you leave that out.
i voted for hank activity daily login for 5 years
Been in the party a few months and noticed a some unusual thingss. The "voting drones" always vote at same time every election, early in morning at roughly same time. They also logged in to insult me in the party thread, repeating what WHS says. Kind of funny to log in to a game and not comment on an article, work, fight or train, just insult some one in a party thread.
Best Luck Hank in bring Ethics back to ILP.
Well ILP has always been fameous for multi voting, no one ever supports them in comments and then they raise 20 votes for the elections. Good to see someone found an evidence for them.