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"Might Oblige Let Lithuania Yell, 'Earthlings Meet My Affection'?

Day 1,537, 09:41 • Published in USA USA

• by Noablule

This humble typist is at a critical crossroads. CRITICAL!

Courtship...

... is proving to be a most difficult endeavor. This humble typist
speaks from the...

... (which this humble typist might add was stented over the summer)
is being crushed by the silence of one so fair, so sweet, so...

This humble typist will shout it from the mountain top.

It is no longer... can no longer... will no longer be...

(SORRY, NO INCI INSERTION. SOME ONE SUGGESTED THAT THE WAY TO WOO ANOTHER'S HEART SHOULDN'T INVOLVE IMAGES OF OTHERS)