[PD4CP] Pimp the White House
PimpDollaz
Greetings once again America. I thought that I would bring you a final word before election day, just because you really need another article. Firstly, I would love to thank the three parties that endorsed me for President. It means a lot to me and I will never forget it. To the SFP, the Federalist Party and E Pluribus Unum, my gratitude for placing your faith in me, I am deeply humbled.
An update to Cabinet: Dinnyin has joined my War Department. He was in the bathroom when I called, so I wasn’t able to get his name on the last article. We played telephone tag for a bit, but it's all good. I now have more Lieutenants than Attila The Hun.
Just a reminder to head to the poals this Thursday and vote. Whether I win or lose, I’m here for the country and won’t go anywhere. My inbox is always open, so if you need a private chat about whatever is bugging you, or just want to share your new awesome meme with someone, I’d be happy to lend an ear. There are no issues or concerns that are too big or too small for me to handle.
Also remember to keep a keen eye out for any anomalies on election day, such as a sudden spike in votes. I’m hoping for a clean election, but it’s always best to remain vigilant at all times.
When a sitting president says that it’s up to the game developers to provide the fun, you know he’s out of ideas. You have to ask yourself, is this the kind of simpleton you want to provide your programming for you? I would rather have someone who isn’t simply about going through the motions and passing the buck, but that’s just me. But you know what America? We don’t need an unintelligible teenage naysayer like baby grout to continue to keep us down with his defeatism. Doing things yourself leads to burnout, and that’s not what this country needs with Asteria gearing up to strike. It’s better to have a big team of experienced veterans helping to make everything efficient. My plan is to take the bull by the horns and bring the fun to you regardless of what the wigs are doing. So if you haven’t already, check out my campaign articles for the details of what me and my team plan to provide for you. I’m sure you’ll be impressed with our stimulus package -
Bringing The Fun
Team America
This Thursday you have a choice between a fleet of fun people willing to service your every need, and the boring status quo which consists of one person doing multiple jobs with a small team of zombies for show. Do yourself a favour and choose the fun. You won’t regret it.
Now, check out these other sexy links:
An interview with the awesome Max Planck
Endorsement from Federalist Party PP
Endorsement from former SFP PP
Join my Discord
Join the SFP
Are you ready America?
Comments
Yet waiting for a program...nothing concrete.. good luck anyway
P.s you inbox always open as long as it fit your political beliefs ... 😉
We are Groot
broken record, lack of analysis, but yeah, good luck my little brown friend
Pimp the perennial candidate.
#Onward
PD4CP
"Doing things yourself leads to burnout"
Teamwork and fun, that is what our nation needs. Good luck!
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Here we go!
Good luck! o7
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Good luck.
Good luck.
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I will be honest I think both you and Groot spend too much time attacking each other. I think both of you and the eUSA would be better served if you simply sell yourselves. Highlight your talents, plans, team, and make the race about your strengths not the shortcomings of your opponent. Just my 2 cents. Best of luck to you both tomorrow.
Thanks for your feedback Tyler. Good to see you back in the game.
Well then be the bigger man and stop. I haven't been here for years so I have no "formed" opinion of either you or Groot but I will tell you this much: judging from that paragraph attacking your opponent in your article, you'd have immediately lost my vote and the same goes for Groot considering I did observe similar behavior in his article.
Pimp... Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Great job on your newspaper my friend. Keep up the good work!