"I Accept!"

Day 1,323, 19:29 Published in USA USA by Noablule
No Longer OPSEC

This humble typist has accepted the position of SECoEMC...
that's Secretary of Eat More Chicken. I am honored that
both Technician and Blank Keating have agree to include
this most important position in either of their upcoming cabinets.

Why is this important?

Let me illustrate in language that most of the readership of
this or any eRep articles have.

Chicken Breast is delicious.


Chicken Legs are delicious.


Chicken Wings are delicious.


SECoEMC is not...


SECoEMC is not...


SECoEMC is not...


SECoEMC is by the chicken, for the chicken and if all goes well,
mouth-full-of chicken.



This humble typists is excited to get to the work as soon as the
results are in, no matter who wins.

*NOTE* Deputy SECoEMC interviews will begin as soon as possible.
PM this humble typists in game or find this humble typists on
IRC @ #SECOEMC or #CHICKENSHIP for more information.


this article is for entertainment value only,
no such IRC channels exists and PMing will only
get you a return PM of LOL.