[GBM: XLI] Clerihews for Your Consideration

Day 3,177, 19:11 • Published in USA USA • by Paul Proteus

GOODBYE BLUE MONDAY

Sup guys, Hadrian X is running a contest. There's like a zillion contests in one! Anyway it's the kind of shit we tried and fail to do in like 2012 but like 10x the scale. Dammit man, though, it's Hadrian! So it's gotta work.

Anyway, the point is all of you, yes you in the back, should sign up for The XLIMPICS! Also apparently the Broforce Military Unit leads MUs for registration, which, uh, definitely won't last as there are 5 of us, but if the Broforce is doing it, you know all the elites must be~


Well this goes out to all 9000 judges

Anyway, I wrote several clerihews. Why? Because Limericks are overrated, and so are Haikus. Who needs them! And also the metre and line length is intentionally irregular, and the rhymes are intended to be strained and frequently slipping in and out of the language, so all of the mistakes are intentional, also they're biographical which makes them infinitely more fun. So here we go, some synergy with Hadrian's recent "top 5" of influential players~

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Regarding a Handful of our Most Influential Citizens

rainy sunday

there's no doubt that rainy cares,
so where exactly did sunday err,
so as to be put into place
consigned to the lower case.

Pfeiffer

That Pfeiffer's always been so elite
has never been an easy feat,
not just anyone can survive for years
on a diet composed strictly of tears.

Melissa Rose

Why on earth did Melissa Rose
chain herself to a cabinet - I suppose
Yui's lucky she's never heard the motto,
Cui bono?

Gnilraps

Who's done more for this country than Gnil?
Excepting, perhaps, that last term, but still,
there's nothing like a little strife
to make a blacklist teem with life.

Wild Owl

Nobody knows forigs like our resident Owl,
and his handy team of pets and pals,
still, even for him it must be getting stale
fighting everyone over his favorite whale.

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aight, I amused myself, and it's all in good fun, that's enough of that.

In other news, someone asked me who I would endorse for President


Except like, shockingly little power

Nobody! Yay! Tyler is an actual friend in this game, an increasingly rare thing to say, and a great guy and has been a fantastic POTUS before and will be again. ResouIa has a strong domestic program, and hasn't done it yet, which is pretty appealing, so best luck to both of them. I honestly just really liked this gif. Look for the Federalist Party endorsement soon.