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Hi guys,

Today its a special, festive, in a way, edition of the Fed newsletter and being "special" its bound to be extra long, so without further ado ...









So another CP election is closing in.

Traditionally we Feds have the CP primaries match a few days before the in-game CP elections, so we can all together rally behind a single candidate.

This time the battle was between our own Tyler Bubblar and surprise surprise - the perma president Derphoof.



The battle was intense. Both candidates brought up their best moves to gain some advantage over the other.

Derphoof started the fight with his bread and butter ability Q-the Dio punch, that have worked on so many other CP candidates,


but, Tyler, being a player with a massive experience, swiftly blocked it with his W - the Curly shield.



It was now a time for Tyler to attack, using his Q - the Horny stare


Derphoof took some serious damage, but he was able to quickly restore his missing health with his E- the Pony dash

Having stacked a ton of reputation charges in the previous months Derphoof was able to cast his ult R - Rainbow fart, first.

This one caught Tyler by surprise and since his Curly shield was on cd he had nothing to block Derp's Rainbow fart with.



He took tons of damage and decided to call it a day, so he passed the surrender vote.



Hence my following announcement - the winner of the FED Primary CP vote is Derphoof, therefore the Fed party will back him up on the upcoming CP elections.









I want to remind you guys and gals that our Director of fun or as he ought to be called the Free ATM - Ace Viper is rocking the Fed giveaways like crazy.

THIS one is the latest Fed Giveaway article and its STILL ACTIVE. You can enter the free cash lotto simply by leaving a "#Fed_Proud_And_Horny" comment below the article. This once is not exclusively for Feds - anyone can participate.

So make sure you don't miss your free cc!!!

A little bird also tells me he's up to a few more special treats for you guys so look for Ace's upcoming articles.







Of course I cannot leave the Fed newsletter without some info on the best Fed program so far. I am talking of course about the NO FED LEFT BEHIND program.

If you were hibernating the last few months, here's some basic info, concerning the NFLB program.


A daily pack of food and Q7 Weapons or Q1 Air weapons, depending on your preferences.

So pick your favorite gun and proceed







IMPORTANT: There's NO level requirement for participating in the NFLB program. You can be lvl 20 or lvl 200 and you can still get your daily supply.




Our NFLB manager Hale Kane informs me that there are up to 20 participants in the program, on some days, which is great, but I know you are Horny enough to do better. Currently Hale is nesting on a large pile of Fed goodies, so help him get rid of them.

If you have any questions regarding the program, do not hesitate to PM Hale Kane or any member of the Fed leadership or just join the Fed Forum and ask around.






Well, that's for today guys