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[EXCLUSIVE] Interview with Wild Owl

Day 3,567, 06:48 • Published in USA USA

• by Citizen 8942290

Dear readers,

This is an exclusive interview (well it’s more like a chat, but aren’t we all attention-wh**es, anyway) with x times former dictator and dictator-trainee, country president eUSA, party president, commander in chief, you name it, current Minister of defence and Congress member of eUSA (legislative and executive, eh?) the top-elitist par exemplar Wild Owl.
I have conducted it on our SFP "official" and public Discord, on channel #erepublik.
Enjoy.

Wild Owl ^{- Today at 2:05 AM}
😃

PhilHarmony ^{- Today at 2:05 AM}
What's funny pig-owl @Wild Owl

Wild Owl ^{- Today at 2:06 AM}
You.

PhilHarmony ^{- Today at 2:06 AM}
I don't hear you laughing
Strange
I hear you crying like a lil baby

Wild Owl ^{- Today at 2:07 AM}
Whatever makes you feel better

PhilHarmony ^{- Today at 2:07 AM}
If you don't have anything interesting to say, you might shut your mouth

Wild Owl ^{- Today at 2:07 AM}
Goes for you too.

PhilHarmony ^{- Today at 2:08 AM}
Q: how many eRomanian a**** did you kiss lately?

Wild Owl ^{- Today at 2:08 AM}
Im interesting enough to be pinged by you.

PhilHarmony ^{- Today at 2:08 AM}
Owly?

Wild Owl - Today at 2:08 AM[/sup]
😉

PhilHarmony ^{- Today at 2:08 AM}
That many?

Wild Owl ^{- Today at 2:08 AM}
Less than you for Cro
Thats fo'sho

PhilHarmony ^{- Today at 2:08 AM}
I don't kiss a****
I only buy Cro accounts

Wild Owl ^{- Today at 2:09 AM}
Whatever makes you feel better
Youre still on the losing side
Always will be.

PhilHarmony ^{- Today at 2:10 AM}
Q: Did you see the naked photos of t********?

Wild Owl ^{- Today at 2:10 AM}
Do not insult another woman
I thought you said you changed

PhilHarmony ^{- Today at 2:10 AM}
How did I insult her?

Wild Owl ^{- Today at 2:11 AM}
Just f*** off. Youre a f****** piece of s***

PhilHarmony ^{- Today at 2:12 AM}
Can someone jail this offensive lil pig?
See, I've changed
No insults from me

Wild Owl ^{- Today at 2:12 AM}
Still a loser.

PhilHarmony ^{- Today at 2:13 AM}
Whatever you say, pig-owl

Wild Owl ^{- Today at 2:15 AM}
Sucks to suck, eh Phil?

PhilHarmony ^{- Today at 2:16 AM}
So, did you see t********'s picture or not?

Wild Owl ^{- Today at 2:16 AM}
Negative. Not my scene.

PhilHarmony ^{- Today at 2:16 AM}
Or those of that FYROM lady, A**** W******?

Wild Owl ^{- Today at 2:17 AM}
Negative
I dont do that s***

PhilHarmony ^{- Today at 2:17 AM}
R**** S*****?

Wild Owl ^{- Today at 2:17 AM}
...
I dont play games to watch womens naked pics
You?

PhilHarmony ^{- Today at 2:17 AM}
I get it, you are gay, Owly, right?

Wild Owl ^{- Today at 2:18 AM}
Lol. My wife would have said something if i was

PhilHarmony ^{- Today at 2:18 AM}
You can't call a rubber doll wife

Wild Owl ^{- Today at 2:19 AM}
You? Still single and lonely?

PhilHarmony ^{- Today at 2:19 AM}
Single but not lonely
I date

Wild Owl ^{- Today at 2:19 AM}
Poor woman.
Or is it a man?

PhilHarmony ^{- Today at 2:20 AM}
They don't complain. But they are real woman, not like that rubber doll you call wife. They have nothing but love for me.
That's because I have nuthin' but love for them.

Wild Owl ^{- Today at 2:21 AM}
Thats what they all say as long as they get paid.

PhilHarmony ^{- Today at 2:21 AM}
I never pay for sex. I get "payed" sometime thou

Wild Owl ^{- Today at 2:22 AM}
Ew

PhilHarmony ^{- Today at 2:22 AM}
But I'm not a prostitute, they "pay" me taking us to restaurants, clubs...
Enjoying life...

Wild Owl ^{- Today at 2:22 AM}
Do you want a medal for that

PhilHarmony ^{- Today at 2:23 AM}
Something you know nothing of - enjoying life

Wild Owl ^{- Today at 2:23 AM}
Clearly.(edited)
Well im glad you have fun, phil

PhilHarmony ^{- Today at 2:24 AM}
I do. You?

Wild Owl ^{- Today at 2:24 AM}
Keep phailing. Ill be watching.
More than you can imagine(edited)
Ciao

PhilHarmony ^{- Today at 2:25 AM}
Go kiss some eLatvian a**** and then come back. (edited)

Wild Owl then went away, coming after some time, to post another line:

Wild Owl ^{- Today at 2:42 AM}
Lol. Try harder, tryhard

When I told him the interview was over and that I will publish soon, he adde😛

Wild Owl ^{- Today at 2:44 AM}
Thanks for the free publicity though. Looking forward to it.

And that's it, folks.
Thanks for reading, comments, endorsements and shouts appreciated.

Yours truly
Phil Harmony

Comments

Citizen 8942290 Day 3,567, 06:50

[EXCLUSIVE] Interview with Wild Owl
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-2649213
Enjoy!

n0s3 Day 3,567, 07:24

>PhilHarmony
>Single

I really wonder why.

Citizen 8942290 Day 3,567, 15:49

Weil ich es so gerne haben will.

Severrus Snape Day 3,567, 07:29

I'll be brutally honest..

didn't even bother reading it.

exdop jr Day 3,567, 07:30

Citizen 8942290 Day 3,567, 07:38

You should, it's awesome 😉

Severrus Snape Day 3,567, 08:07

I should hope so.. most of your articles are.

But this one is about/includes the words "Wild Owl".

I can't digest such a long article about it, sorry.

Citizen 8942290 Day 3,567, 08:10

You will laugh so hard, just read it, pal!!!

exdop jr Day 3,567, 07:30

wild owl is a cool guy.

Severrus Snape Day 3,567, 07:36

not.

Alien Overlord Day 3,567, 07:49

Where you gettin those pics from Phil 😛

Citizen 8942290 Day 3,567, 07:50

The internet, comrade 😃

Whiskey Jack Day 3,567, 07:58

Idiot.

Jimmy Cincinnati Day 3,567, 08:35

100% historically accurate.

Mary Chan Day 3,567, 08:51

~hyuu~

Animis Day 3,567, 08:58

I never dreamed that I would post this on the internet but somehow it works.

I fully translated everything Wild Owl has said into 3rd grade language, which should be understandable to you Phil. "I am rubber and you are glue, what bounces off of me sticks to you!"

¤Anon.7904407¤ Day 3,567, 11:33

Was this a real argument or joking?

Citizen 8942290 Day 3,567, 11:44

Real conversation 😃

aimeisan Day 3,567, 11:44

An unconventional interview, I like it! I don't know what is the problem with Wild Owl though.

Citizen 8942290 Day 3,567, 11:45

Not even Wild Owls knows what the problem is with Wild Owl 🙂

BunnyQueen Day 3,567, 11:57

Impossible Love : (

Repe Support UKR Ruutikallo Day 3,567, 12:01

Here´s an interview with QAULITY.
(every1 should learn from this)

AG.Ortiz Day 3,567, 12:03

wtf with all questions? XD

chriscoded Day 3,567, 12:31

This was a pretty funny interview!
🙂

3.14 Goat Day 3,567, 15:35

i spit at the general direction of this interview 😃

gustavo35 Day 3,567, 16:48

V!!

The Jayakarta Day 3,567, 19:55

Epic!

Patrilum Day 3,568, 02:26

Salt and pepper for the eCrowd!

Radsoc Day 3,568, 09:36

The reign of Plato in eRepublik must be put to an end, and the real power put into the hands of the players. The Antiplatonites are heading this struggle!

Anyone who "fights" in a battle is benefiting Plato. All MPPs make Plato richer at your expense. Any activity that does not serve to undermine his tyranny is pro-Plato. You will be regarded as collaborators!

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