[CP] A Rock and a Hard Place
Sperry
What a day! Taking another step down the devolutionary scale which is my sleep, this morning I found myself on the floor near my computer. Turns out I fell asleep while trying to take a nap (don’t question this), and never quite made it to my bed. Or even my usual pass-out chair. I am thinking I can cut down on furniture, since I’ve discovered the carpet is comfy enough. Who’da thunk?
London Bridge
London is an infamous region to Canadians. It represents the long-unattainable last hold of the British, the region that - until 6 months ago - could not be taken. Canada has struggled to reach it and has struggled to hold on to it. The Brits, after all, are fond of London. But the latest battle for London was different. This battle - which saw massive amounts of damage from just about every TEDEN/ONE country - was the climax to our easiest invasion of Britain ever.
After 3 weeks of winning every region except for the Normandy Resistance, we slammed up against Appleby’s men at London. Here’s where things got tricky. Appleby is a self-proclaimed domestic. He focuses on their Ministry of Health and Morale Regions, for the mostpart. As a result, when I (a non-domestic) came for London to end the war, the answer was “No.” Appleby’s country is in the middle of a baby boom. Like most baby booms, many are dying, so he’s doing his best to give them a reason to stay. Not losing your country kinda helps morale.
Appleby knows I want this war to close. Winning London was the fastest way to do that. And so London swiftly became the region to fight in yesterday. Terra and EDEN both sent very strong backup. ONE (plus Bulgaria) pounded the wall the other way. Just how hard were we hitting to keep London? Take a look at Eric Last’s name on this list. 25 Million Damage for Canada. Alfagrem, the former Brit (who they repeatedly succeed in isolating), laid down another 20 million for us.
We’ve taken London. By the end of the battle, we had delayed East of England long enough to close our borders and Natural Enemy. And, for just over an hour, we sat pretty at 22 regions within Canada’s borders. What’s that like internationally? Poland has 22 regions. Food for thought.
The Reality of Britain
Many of you are wondering what are plans are with Britain. Are we going to re-declare our NE? Are we going to hold them in the dirt for as long as possible? Are we going to make sure their treaty with Ireland fails? To all 3 of these; No. Simply put, we have better and more important things to be doing as a nation than derping around in Britain for the rest of our lives. This is a war that has been done, redone, done over, and done again for the past 3 years. There is nothing original or inspirational about beating the British, because we’ve beaten them (and they’ve beaten us) so many times that nobody even bothers to keep track anymore.
I have been very open with Appleby about my desire to close this war as soon as possible. Yesterday we achieved that - TEDEN forces ended the war, despite ONE and Appleby’s strong desire to keep this war going ad nauseum. I have no interest in ignoring TEDEN battles to beat down stupid resistances in regions that generally don’t matter to us. It’s a waste of time and will not be happening.
What of South East England, our current priority? Easy. Appleby and his government agreed to stay away from that region. It benefits Canada to have access to South East, for about 6 different reasons that are fairly complicated for a region that supplies cows. And so you can imagine my frustration at seeing the very first Resistance from Britain arrive in South East. The one region we agreed Britain would postpone.
What was Appleby’s response? “I cannot lead in my sleep.” Sweet, fair enough, but when you’ve just spent 3 weeks getting kicked in the teeth, I’d expect a little bit more of an answer than “whoopsie.” If Britain cannot control its own citizens, flouting agreements wherever it whims, it should hardly expect an easy return to the map. Honour your word and get out of that region.
The Belgian Fiasco
*Sperry proposes and Belgian War and orders Congress to support it*
*SHTF*
*Sperry orders Congress to shoot down the proposal, and they do so*
*Cooler Heads Prevail*
That is the grand tl;dr of what happened for most of the day yesterday. After successfully closing the British war, we were in a position to move on to new and entertaining things. With our Sexy War still in the works and some conversations on that still needing to happen, Canada was looking for action. Right next door appears little Belgium, back from the map after causing the Netherlands some frustration, without any allies and with some very attractive fruit.
After setting our ducks in a row and moving on the NE, I asked Congress to approve the war, and they quickly moved to do so. And then a ducky fell out of the row. In the process of preparing for this sideshow, a few miscommunications happened between Canada and some of her allies, and a few people were very concerned that there would be major complications from what was, ultimately, a bed & breakfast visit for waffles.
Belgium is a new nation to attack. To my knowledge it’s only been acted on once before (by Addy). And as much as there are considerable benefits to sweeping through Belgium and setting up camp there, we don’t want to be the kind of country that attacks Belgium and causes international incidents over it (tehehe, RL reference get). And so, very deliberately, we have shot down the proposal for today. This has repaired the miscommunications of yesterday and demonstrated that Canada has an active interest in supporting all of our allies, not just 1 or 2.
This does not mean that Belgium’s waffles are beyond our reach, nor does it mean that we will not return. But, again, Belgium is not in our Prime Directive. We’ve got better things to hunt - long term - than chocolate and fruit. If Belgium still fits into our timeline and we hold South East (hm, Appleby?), then we will very likely return. If the border closes or the Sexy War’s arrival is imminent, we will of course focus on that entirely.
This is a game. It’s an Internet game that, for most of us (the sane ones, at any rate), has no financial impact on our lives. And so we are most successful, and indeed least damaged as a nation, when we address these issues calmly and quickly. Canada has done so. In the moments following the snafu, Eric, Plugson and I spoke with all of Congress and Cabinet, Terra and EDEN commanders, member nations of both alliances, specific international allies, and the leaders of Belgium and Britain. What began as a missed memo has been isolated and addressed, so that Canada can once again move on to better and more entertaining things.
Today, EDEN will be meeting to discuss some important but unrelated issues. No doubt we’ll have a chance to make sure all is well with the Belgian Burp, and then strike out once more in collaboration with our allies. Until then, Canada, I need to move my bed closer.
Comments
Nice Article Sperry! Glad to hear evrything is good
You forget that you, until about three months ago, did nothing but make fun of Alfagrem. Now all of a sudden he's a national treasure because he spends money.
You'll find just as we did, that unless he gets to do things his way entirely, he'll make your life a living hell, and when you find that out, you'll do exactly as we did, tbf.
"What was Appleby’s response? “I cannot lead in my sleep.” If Britain cannot control its own citizens, flouting agreements wherever it whims, it should hardly expect an easy return to the map. Honour your word and get out of that region."
Tbh, I think being asleep is a reasonable excuse for not stopping people I don't know from starting a random RW in the original region of a mostly occupied country : 3
o7
I am a tad dissapoint, I was looking forward to waffles.
IMO I don't think you can blame Appleby for not controlling eUK players.
Not everybody sees or is aware of the media or shouts directing strategy, and plenty of people just disregard it. Plus anybody from anywhere can start an RW. For better or for worse, that's just the way the game plays out.
Good read though, Sperry.
Dish, hun, "I" did no such thing. I was not /here/ 3 months ago.
Nice try, though.
I think Dish fails to realize that Alfagrem is still punishing them and doesn't care what we do.
Over the time I spent fighting in Canuck Vs UK wars........I found the enemy (canada) to be helluva lot more friendly and professional then most of my fellow brits.
As for the SEoE 'incident' - Can't really blame apples for a RW springing up and brits fighting there, it is after all a side effect of the poor command and control that lets Canada win easily in most battles - So take the rough with the smooth!
Only a show of bad faith if you spot lots of 'BEF' MU members fighting there.
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of you ragequitting because someone won your primary that you didn't like.
Of course, Mr. Sperry, you want to be at peace now that our population is 3 times as large as yours.
We get that.
Whether we want peace when we becaome independent is our choice not yours. Methinks revenge would be a really good way to boost morale.
Am I right Appleby?
I am a tad dissapoint, I was looking forward to waffles. x2
Actually, GameChanger. Uk isn't worth the time, we're more or less concerned with helping our allies.
Waffles x3
Dishmcds sounds like the one ragequitting tbh ^__^
@Gamechanger: I lol'd, 3 times the number doesn't mean 3 times the power, we want peace because we beat you and wanted to move on ^ __~
Attacking Belgium which allies ONE countries which could face possible invasion.
Risky move here Sperry.
o7
@chewytaz
Nothing ventured, nothing gained. It was a risky move for CPerry to run for CP of a dysfunctional eCan, but he's the guy. A leader is someone you will follow to a place where you will not go on your own. CPerry is the guy to lead the military action in Belgium.
"Over the time I spent fighting in Canuck Vs UK wars........I found the enemy (canada) to be helluva lot more friendly and professional then most of my fellow brits."
We'd be friendlier if you hadn't ignored us whilst we were wiped for three months then tanked against us in Scotland. Or if you'd not been misinforming new players about our deal with Ireland and sulking whenever you didn't get your own way.
Not even the Minister of Defence has heard of this peace treaty btw.
We need to show Sperry some love for all his articles.
Only 384 subsribers? Come'on, we can do better then that.
Sperry i don't trust you. you simply lie to defend your mistake to attack Belgium.
Simply you chickened out. Ha ha. You knew that Hungary and Poland would had happily taken on Canada should you attacked.
hogwash
^you're Polish, so I don't think he gives a damn whether you trust him or not
but thanks for the input ^__^
can't attack Belgium, shadow is there.
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Lol alfagrem the traitor. Easiest invasion into Britain, maybe because we had 2 other nations to fight, don't put yourselves up on a pedestal Canada, you time to be kicked out of Our country is now. Lol when you guys get invaded and all we leave you with is Quebec!
Besides, Canada, you are nothing without your allies. Just saying
I'm glad your apology for threatening to destroy my nation includes a tid-bit about how you might be planning to "return". Even the Hungarians and the Poles aren't brutal enough to attack us without cause, I'd like to think the Canadians would be better mannered than this.
Not like you could've won. The Poles and/or Hungarians would've NE-ed you, the eBelgian congress would MPP the whole bloody ONE alliance and you'd be chased back to Ontario. We'd still try to be neutral though.
You ever look in the mirror and realize you're a complete douchebag Sperry?
lol I like the intro paragraph.
lol why does Belgium cry so much every time someone wants to attack them?
Also, lolfagrem is butthurt as usual, but eCan has proven that it sells power/votes so at least there's some competition for Rolo now.
It is amusing to see the only way eCanada can be us is if they have RL UK people dropping most of the damage