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[Comrade Dogs] Cappy’s Tour!

Day 2,242, 10:54 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Sir Rex Fleddington

I quite enjoy making these, even if they do look crap in the end.

Previous episode- http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2360592/1/20

Intro- Cappy takes Newb on a tour of the top capitalist parties to see which one newb is best suited for.

Will Zinovsky be able to bust Newb out of Capitalist empire? Will Newb have to give WookieO a sponge bath? Will New Era ever stop licking their own balls?

Find out next time on….Comrade Dogs

Comments

SycoASL Day 2,242, 10:56

Very good. Voted

Aces man Day 2,242, 11:44

Yes more comrade dogs!

Spite313 Day 2,242, 11:46

If your target audience is five year old simpletons, this is a good propaganda piece.

I can't wait until we get to the bit where PCP turns out to be the best party. If I was a new player reading this, that would be the one party I wouldn't join. Unless I was five, and special needs.

Yossarian Afudyakno Day 2,242, 12:06

It's as glorious as that youtube video as that chimp sexually violating that frog. Looking forward to your comment on the next one to see how low you'll sink.

Spite313 Day 2,242, 12:13

I am not the one making a cartoon which basically says

"Other parties bad. PCP gud"

in the most retarded way possible. PCP used to actually be famous for the quality of it's art.

Yossarian Afudyakno Day 2,242, 12:48

Okay, it's not David Low, but why do you have to bring in special needs and autism? Pcking on someone for not having as awesome and MM-ridden a self-aggrandising newspaper as you, that's gauche; the references to disability just expose how low you have to sling your mud. It's sad.

Sir Rex Fleddington Day 2,242, 12:52

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Spite313 Day 2,242, 14:34

I'm not sure when being stupid became a disability, but ok.

Teppishc Day 2,242, 16:00

Tbf Keers, every party propaganda piece Ive read in this game basically said "Other parties bad XXX gud" in some fairly banal way or another (with the notable exception of TRS).

It seems a bit unnecessary to level that complaint at someone who's at least putting in the effort to do something a bit different.

Sven Goran Duran-Duran Day 2,243, 02:08

what is it with you and your Court Jester, Alice, calling people "special needs" / "retarded" etc?

Invalidation Day 2,242, 11:50

Hi I'm Fally the fallacious flamingo and this article embodies everything I do!

Spite313 Day 2,242, 12:20

https://hostr.co/file/dvLFTJ6IHTIx/Untitled.png

Sir Rex Fleddington Day 2,242, 11:55

I apologise for the two old gentlemen that have commented before me. They are patronising me for my comics and it is just in their nature to do so.

Sir Rex Fleddington Day 2,242, 11:59

Maybe I should have made the TUP party more cynical than patronising. They don't seem to enjoy new ideas being expressed outside of the government for some reason, especially when the articles are for the individuals party specifically and has nothing to do with them

Invalidation Day 2,242, 12:06

Maybe you should try a departure from fallacy.

Sir Rex Fleddington Day 2,242, 12:08

Do you always vote your own comments cause thats kinda childish

Invalidation Day 2,242, 12:24

You're welcome to search for all my comments since the 'like' feature was introduced and come to an informed conclusion. However I'm sure you'll just state whatever rubbish you believed after 6 seconds thought as fact.