Win

Day 1,289, 11:07 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Henry Hank Moody

A recent win in northern Ireland has given British forces stationed on the island new heart in their fight.

In the grand campaign the British have just won a second battle giving them an edge over the Irish enemies.

Just like this cat our imperial forces saw their opportunity and took it without remorse as their opponents were eating.



With a long way to go before the campaign is over our forces are continuing their remorseless pursuit of victory and our tanks continue to roll through the Irish hills. Fierce opposition is continuing to meet our advance and victory is by no means assured.

Our imperial leaders call upon all able bodied soldiers, workers, women and babies to take up arms and show our enemies that we are strong. And then afterwards we do what we do best:



Long live the eUK

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