White House Press Release #91: ICBMs for Indos
Day 872, 13:43
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by James S. Brady Press Room
Official White House Press Release (#91): ICBMs for Indos
April 10, 2010, Day 872 of the New World.
The contents of this White House Press Release are:
1. The United States Stands With Poland
2. ICBMs for Indos
3. Sign Up to Help Your Country
The United States Stands With Poland
The United States was shocked and saddened to hear of the untimely death of real-life Polish President Lech Kaczynski and the other 96 military officials, government leaders, and passengers who were aboard an airliner this morning when it crashed in western Russia. Tragic events such as these are jarring reminders that, while players may have harsh words harsh for each other in this game, we're all humans who laugh, cry, curse, and bleed.
We mourn together, Poland.
It is all the more tragic that President Kaczynski was flying to the Katyn area of Russia to remember the slaughter of 22,000 Poles by Russian troops roughly 70 years ago. Regardless of your political orienation, nationality, or eNationality, this is a sad day. US citizens, please express your condolences in the comments below.
ICBMs for Indos
eIndonesia continues their attacks on eAustralia, even after being rebuffed in their attacks on the Northern Territory. The Indonesians have now attacked Western Australia, and Australia needs our help. They are simultaneously trying to liberate South Africa from both Argentina and Brazil while trying to maintain their own borders. As such, the eUS government is issuing free weapons to US citizens willing to help defend our Aussie Bros! The Arm America department is running the ICBMs for Indos program here. In order to receive 5 FREE WEAPONS, you must be an American living in Karnataka that is ranked General or below. Help save our Aussie Bros in this epic battle!
The progress thus far in South Africa and Australia have been a triumph of EDEN and Brolliance collaboration. In addition to securing Australia, EDEN/Brolliance forces have helped conquer THREE regions in South Africa from imperialistic Phoenix forces. Though the United States and EDEN may have their differences in opinion, it is clear who the true enemy is: Phoenix. It is also equally clear that EDEN and Brolliance forces can work together to achieve success!
Sign Up To Help Your Country
The Federalists and United States Workers Party are leading the way with helping organize blockers for the up-coming Congressional elections! Blocking candidates are crucial to helping the United States prevent foreign enemies from being elected into our highest offices. Sign up to block for the Federalists here, and the United States Workers Party here. If you don't see your political party's blocker form listed, contact your party leadership and tell them you want to help!
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Our condolences to Poland.
Agreed about Poland, it's a horrible tragedy.
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Free weapons ftw.
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That's a neat spin on the blocking story, putting the Federalists and USWP, who have created individual forms, in the forefront. 😁 All of the Top 5 are participating and looking for blockers though, so fear not, just ask your party's leadership -- and if you're in a small party, ask your favorite Top 5 party. 😃
i haz a sad for Poland
Condolences to Poland in your time of grief.
Our prayers are with you Poland.
Britain gives it's condolences to Poland
"It is all the more tragic that President Kaczynski was flying to the Katyn area of Russia to remember the slaughter of 22,000 Poles by Russian troops roughly 70 years ago."
soviet troops, young boy.
>soviet
Right, Russian.
R.I.P
onishi@ Do you know what USSR stands for?
>Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
>Republics
Horrible situation Poland. Our thoughts and prayers go out to you.
R.I.P.
Our greatest condolences to the people of Poland.
"It is all the more tragic that President Kaczynski was flying to the Katyn area of Russia to remember the slaughter of 22,000 Poles by Russian troops roughly 70 years ago."
soviet troops, young boy.
Ditto this!
Very tragic, our prayers go out to our friends.
our thoughts are with you
Our thoughts and prayers are with Poland and its people, a people who have already endured more than most nations. Truly tragic
Condolences to the Poles. RIP Mr. Kaczynski, and o7
RIP President Kaczynski, o7 Poland
Viva Polska. Thoughts and Prayers to our friends.