White House Press Release #82: 3 Administration Members Removed
James S. Brady Press Room
Official White House Press Release (#82): 3 Administration Members Removed
13 March 2010, Day 844 of the New World.
The contents of this White House Press Release are:
1. Three Administration Members Removed
2. First Salons Announced
3. Reminder from the Department of Media
Three Administration Members Removed
Earlier today, a conspiracy involving three of President PigInZen's staff members took place. GLaDOS, renowned Phoenix supporter, was granted citizenship into the United States, without permission from the Citizen Task Force or the Immigration Enforcement Subcommittee. Specific details can be found in President PigInZen's statement, released earlier this evening. St Krems (policy advisor), and Cesog fillireb and Aersidius of the State Departmentwere subsequently fired by the president.
We cannot stress enough that idiotic and over-the-top move such as these will not be tolerated. There is a fine line between lulz and stupidity to the point of ruin and political takeover. In brief -
don't do what these guys did.
There are now three spots open in the White House! If you'd like to apply for a position, please fill out this form ASAP. We need these spots filled quickly with responsible people!
First Salons Announced
In previous releases, we have told you about the brand-new salons the White House is hosting to promote public discussion. The first salon will be on Tuesday at 17:00 eRep, for questions and discussion on the Department of Defense. There will be another salon on Wednesday
evening at 18:00 eRep, hosted by the State Department. All salons will be held in the room #salon. Please come on out and voice your opinions on our nation's issues.
Reminder from the Department of Media
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This concludes the eighty-second White House Press Release and the eighth of this Presidential term. Be sure to observe DoD Orders, as the war is ever-changing!
Stay Thirsty My Friends,
Mr. Hyphenated
Secretary of the Media
tibbets
Deputy Secretary of the Media
Gnaeus Progenitor
White House Press Secretary
Comments
america. eff yeah.
Voted.
Good bye guys you earned it
Voted and agreed.
WOW
Threespotsinwhitehousemaxxx
Conspiracy is a strong word.
At least you got my name right.
:glares at PIZ:
VOTE!
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>There is a fine line between lulz and stupidity
No, there's actually no difference
Sigh, if I ever get back to eUSA, looks like blocker duty for me again...
St Krems i got 2USD.
We are all stupid.
The link to the form is broken just so you know.
the link is broken
The link to the form is broken just so you know.
form link fixed -FG
@St Krems:
I have some South Korean wons hanging around. Would that work?
Emerick you are talking about lulz and stupidity? Emerick is Lulz
eUSA says no to fun. that says it all.
'Conspiracy is a strong word.'
St Krems
Conspiracy
a secret agreement between two or more people to perform an unlawful act
Believe that fits this situation. There is a special place in eHell for those who betray their country. I'm just saying.
You should hire GLaDOS into the White House. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Too bad. I figured they'd be more promising for their positions, but I guess not.