War Stuff, Explained
Pfeiffer.
I've been asked by a few dozen people "Why attack Croatia? Why not ?"
There isn't a quick and simple answer beyond this:
Despite what some would tell you...Croatia is not a friend to the US, and hasn't been for some time.
They've supported foreign agents (some Croatian, some not) who have meddled in our elections. They've undermined our military efforts when we were allies, so that things came out in a more favorable situation for themselves, without any thought beyond their immediate need. They've very recently attempted to incite an aggressive war towards us by a third party.
There was a time, near the beginning of my existence in this 'new world', where we were friends. I still to this day have good relationships with a few Croatian players, and have some good memories of shared experiences in our alliance IRC channels. But those days are over. They have been for some time. One of the most obnoxious 'American' military leaders we've had was a Croatian player who later went on to be their Country President and actively be a pain in our butts. Though I can't help but thank him for being unparalleled in how quotable he is.
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Other players conflate Croatia and their own country.
Croatia is not Albania. Albania is not Croatia. To my Albanian friends, please understand this distinction. No matter what others will tell you, or how much money they now spend on you, I am one of the oldest allies to the Albanian players of this game. I'll never forget you, and I'll never attack you. This is me speaking personally, not as President. I would sooner be removed from this office than take offensive action against the Albanian community in eRepublik.
On the domestic front, hello everyone. Some of you laugh about the airstrike, some of you are angry, some don't understand. Sorry. I knew we could lose. There's always that chance. However, I wasn't content sitting and doing nothing, and this taught us a lot. Even in defeat in that single campaign. We have seen which of our friends stand by us. To that en
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Thank you to Poland for the damage yesterday. I saw you with us. For those who don't know the history...I once dissolved an alliance with Poland (with this same President, Prophet
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Latvia, Sweden, and Colombia coming in with Air Strikes to support us. Could not ask for a more swift response from these friends. I will not forget that you stand with us today.
There are a lot of unknowns going into wars against substantive opponents. Anyone worth their salt knows that, and that's why we planned for both of the possible outcomes.
Agree or disagree with the decision, this is where we are.
People may say that I was crazy to make this move. That it lacked in finesse. I know I've seen both being said recently.
not wrong, in the grand scheme
But, I'm Pfeiffer...I couldn't let my time in office be boring. How unoriginal.
I remain
Yours,
~Pfeiffer
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lol I wrote an article
"To my Albanian friends, please understand this distinction. No matter what others will tell you, or how much money they now spend on you, I am one of the oldest allies to the Albanian players of this game. I'll never forget you, and I'll never attack you. This is me speaking personally, not as President. I would sooner be removed from this office than take offensive action against the Albanian community in eRepublik."
Most memorable sucking up in years!
That's our hero!
Full support.
thought you supported greece unconditionally?
He doesn't know who he supports anymore. It's just a big cloud of confusion in his head.
failmaxx
Pfeiffer....
You are lame.
Keep going through ur friends ( sending AS or not helping - Hun),, but be ready when serb or any other satelite goes for u,, u ll be alone , not a single loland will be there.
Fluffy, Wow, just taking losing to a whole new level.
You clearly a case of "Myiasis Dementia with a touch of Grand Mal Seizures." Please, stop copulating with your eVP's corpse, poke your head out of the mausoleum and proceed to check yourself into a mental institution for the rest of your e-life. The e-world will thank you for it.
Oh, and don't forget to hit that "report" button to Play-doh and then "unfriend me" again. That's mature too.
The sickest thing about this guy: he has multis on that eUs meta-forum, that sometimes "talk" to each other!
Whaaa-at?
Are we talking "communication" in 1s and 0s?
Or are we talking "self stroking" and complimenting "Rosy Palm Left" and "Rosy Palm Right?"
Or are we talking "full blown multiple personalities?" As in "they're coming to take me away! Ha! Ha! They're coming to take me away in their pretty white coats! Hee! Hee!?"
Ye does it so others night think there are 2 players involved.
But I'm not sure if the last isn't an issue as well.
Much better dose of Taylor in this article. V+E
o7
Thanks to all of our current allies.
Broatia was a long time ago folks.
You were a Black Sheep not so long ago. What happened?
They found out you were an elitist agent?
I have been a lot of things since 2009 in this game. I would have made the above statement regardless of current or past party affiliation. Have a nice day.
I know. The most successful in all of it was being a snitch for the Feds!
I appreciate the message to Albanians.
The Albanians don't appreciate it at all. Go figure.
Plans are still in progress on the expected way...
Nice job agent Pfeiffer o7
I am albanian president, ive sent many friendship requests to you i see we still arent frinds. 13 days ago i sent a message to usa minister of defense , still not noticed.
There isnt an exception even to the other US government members.
USA is not Croatia. Croatia is not USA. NO ONE IS USA. USA is the second Homeland of Albanians in game and real life, USA is the country i give my life same as for Albania.
But you are not reasonable , with this AS against Croatia USA helps Asteria. You haven't convinced us.USA is wasting her feelings on countries who don’t value them. Slowly you're slipping into asterian bed (Serbian) ,you havent airstriked territories ,you have airstriked our hearts.
I wont underestimate the power of my own instinct that you are PLANING to become Serbian puppet.
I take personal responsibility for ordering Albanians to fight against USA , I fought against USA because i love her, if you understand me.
Maybe he thinks you are from Alabama? 😃
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Dont worry we (eCroatia) will make USA great again we will bring you demokracy.
Pfeif you and Owl you lie so much even you dont now what did you lie yesterday, every day something else.
We are coming dont run!
Kiss
You are Pinocchio and all of your friends in cabinet are Gepeto's children. 😃
do you understand that you had 0 points?
For the past more than a year only thing croats were actively working on was trying to boost their own players activity. Medling in your elections? Third party tryouts for agression? Sabotaging your wars which you haven't had a serious one for the past 3 years?
Please. Just please. Not everybody's an idiot here, take your transparent lies somewhere else
Now you are scared... And you are trying to gather help against our AS...
You won't get any! The whole eWorld saw your idiotic move and nobody liked it. eCro is almost irrelevant for months and you go and attack us.
But that was the thing we needed to wake up and make eCroatia great again! I am sorry your citizens will suffer because of your idiocy, but that's the way it works...
Truth about USA.Cro war:
USA heard that Sernia making plans to attack them, so they tried to find solution how to avoid it. So they make plans how to lick ass to Serbia to stay away. Well simple solution was, attack one of Serbian enamy so Pacifica can fight with same side as Serbia, so that will be argument in future, we fought for same side, we have common enamy etc etc.
So you start AS on Croatia nased on lie that Ser and Cro make some plans about some eyugoslavia...nonsense. Why didn t you AS Serbia then if that is really your problem????
You thought that Cro will be easy target becouse of constant hard wars and not javing money like Serbia. But you made mistake. You lost 94-0 and when cro make counter attack you get scared and bring more AS es from your puppets on us. Also we know if we land more AS es will come. All of that is not important, important is: you are not world police here and ppl know that.
See you soon.
quite long list of allies. 😃
Came for the comments, was not disappointed.
dido
TL;dr ballz not found
As Albanian always and always i will be side by side with Usa in game also real life but remeber i cant fight againts Croatia as mu brothers to.We (Albania) are clear we dont fight againts Croatia now and never.Hail Usa&Cro our brothers in game and RL no mater who its in governement in them countryes
BRAVO BIRO , SAMO ZAEDNO .
pretty sure now Pfeiffer is wrong about croatia
wonder if he really belives it
not the right move
o7
Murica looking like it gonna get wiped...how bout that?
I'm kind of new here, but I try to understand some things here. I think you are ready to retire. Good luck!