Vote TUP!

Day 3,592, 18:38 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by cosinex


Gather round kids, let me tell you how it is…


(TUP zombies heading to the polls)

Zombies are people too

Some people seem a little disgruntled that TUP are the largest party in town. They're coming up with all kinds of crazy ideas for why that might be. It's quite simple: TUP are nice to people. If you're whiny and unpleasant then no one likes you. Sorry ‘bout that 🙂

(apologetic TUP zombie)


TUP welcomes everyone

TUP has a policy of being welcoming to everyone. Whoever you are, they'll give you a chance. (Even a know-nothing loudmouth like me.) So, JOIN TODAY! Since joining the TUP, everyone has been super nice to me and helped me out. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.


(TUP zombies give best hugs)

Now, I like a GIF as much as any other eCitizen. (Can you tell?) But you shouldn't use GIFs and shiny graphics to fill the void inside; that's where your compassion for other human beings is supposed to go. TUP have the heart and character to look out for your interests.

In summary:
-It's going to be an interesting month 😉

(Come for the sweeties, stay for the appreciating-your-intrinsic-value)


VOTE TUP!