The throne

Day 1,507, 11:04 Published in Ireland Ireland by Rip Riley

Now here's a deuce i feel i need to drop
did you ever notice fighting the U.K. is
like going to the toilet...you drop a few
turds and walk away contented lol. Well
that was an interesting way of relieving
a bellyache.and now for Rips Tips...
beware of old men wanting you to spank them
with week old carrots