The South Will NOT Rise Again!!!!

Day 1,373, 21:03 • Published in USA USA • by Israel Stevens
Minnesota;

Tonight, I would like to make my final Campaign Pledge to you. My final promise of the things I will do in Congress for you. And this is the most important one of them all:

I will NOT allow the South to rise again.



If I do nothing else in this term, be assured that I will not allow the Oppressive, War Mongering Confederate General Robert E. Lee to bring his blasted rebellion to this sacred state. The South had their chance.

And they blew it.

Robert E thinks that he can just waltz into Minnesota, and bring the rebellion with him. Well I for one, am having none of it. I cannot stand idly by while he tries to represent the great state of Minnesota in the United States Congress. I am simply having none of it.


Robert E gently caressing his harem of ‘officers’

Minnesota was the first state to supply Union Troops. Did you know that? This state has a long, proud history of supporting the North.

Of supporting Industry.

Of supporting Freedom.



Minnesotans. Let me prove to you that I can be the one that you need. The one that can defeat this evil, treason-supporting man, who calls himself General Robert E. Let me prove to you that I can be Minnesota’s very own

Ulysses S. Grant

And lastly Minnesota, let me remind you, that only one good thing has come out of the South. And that’s daisy dukes:



Vote for me on the 25th in Minnesota, under the American Military Party!