The Isle has EXPLODED

Day 3,061, 18:42 • Published in Ireland United Kingdom • by Omnissiah

RUN FOR YOUR GODDAMN LIVES!

In all seriousness, we face the loom of a very, very, veryveryveryveryvery bad Civil War between our new CP (Sluagh) and the Dictator (Noggin). Now I know what you're thinking: "Ireland, you really now how to show a boy a good time."

Well if you think that, then we all just unlocked a new perk


So what does this mean for me? (By me I mean people like mean who can't compete highly in a Civil War or any war for that matter). Well, my friend, it means nothing. Unless we're getting our Q1 food and Q3 weapons, we ain't doing shiddd. We're all poor, we're all doing our best to be engaged, and now a Civil War threatens to take the Oxygen, the oxygen that we attempt to rightfully suck out for ourselves.

Regardless of if a war isn't triggered or it is and Noggin massacres her way to victory of the status quo and all opposition are exiled to some other shithole like Armenia or if Sluagh comes thru with the come thru of the revolution and decides not to kill every person who has ever had contact with the ILP, then I think we did somewhat OKAY. Not "fine" or "good", just an "okay". Like a guy who works 18 hour days and comes home to his find his dog of 10 years dead and the only thing he can say is "okay". That's us, and we're okay.



New National Motto: "Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"



Until next time