Thank you, thank you, thank you

Day 556, 06:23 • Published in Hungary Japan • by Warmoclo el mono mataperros

Hello, my beloved únjaros 😃

This article is for all those little zombies that decided to show me their gratitude in PMs for my work in the únjara press. I'm really happy to see that I have such a big bunch of admirers and followers that try to follow my steps. For all that, THANK YOU. In fact, I sent pics of your efforts to the admins to share the joy with them, so they can see how hard you try to be like me 😃

But there are some things you must know if you follow the troll path:

1. Spamming isn't the same as trolling. That's important, because (just a little example) if my fan N.1 sends me something like "sdfkhbasdfkjvs" he is just a poor spammer who lost his way (and won't be the number one anymore). But there are some other delicious PMs like this one:

"Oh, wellwellwell. Please. I have time, I have patient. have you rooms? Every day, every hour..."

Now THIS is what I really love, and this is what a good troll would do. Trying to make his opponent crazy, Allan Poe's crow style. Yes, THAT is what makes me have faith in the next generation of trolls. I know some of my little únjaros try to permaban me, and of course I would do the same if I were them, so it's my duty to pass my little knowledge of the troll path to my followers just in case it happens. I'll never be at the level of Sombra, a great hamijo of mine who did all he could for the trolls, and will be back soon with more action, but I still try.

2. If you are going to report, report well, and don't waste your time in things that admins don't find worthy enough to be punished. Example: If I comment 1 time in each of your articles, that is NOT spam, specially if what I say in those comments makes sense or follows the same conversation as the others! Admins will ignore those reports, I'm sorry to say so 😞
On the other hand, if you see fascist propaganda or apologia of it, it's your duty to report it in the most weepy way. Two good examples are Sombra's article (he thanks you the chocopuntos) or the únjaro article in Spanish press that makes no sense at all but has the pic of FranCisco Franco at the top.

That's all by now, but I think you will have some more of me in the next hours. Thank you again for all the attention, and have a nice trolling 😃

A really bored monkey with nothing to lose~

P.S: Hóz hámòtántò kèbóì hádèjársús hèlkúlòkómò húnvévédérò dépàtóz.
P.P.S: And remember, if you do bad things, bad things happen to you. For the slow ones: Allowing your fellows to make PTOs around the world will bring a big load of crap back with them.

Versión española (No la presenta la zorba esa, mala suerte)


Hola, mis queridos únjaros 😃

Este artículo va para todos esos pequeños zombies que han decidido mostrarme su gratitud por PM por mi trabajo en la prensa únjara. Estoy muy contento al saber que tengo tantos admiradores y seguidores decididos a seguir mis pasos. Por todo ello, MUCHAS GRACIAS. De hecho he enviado fotos de vuestros esfuerzos a los admins para compartir la alegría con ellos, y para que vean lo duramente que trabajáis para ser como yo.

Pero hay algunas cosas que debéis saber si queréis seguir la senda del troll:

1. Spamear no es lo mismo que trolear. Esto es importante, porque no es lo mismo que me manden algo como "fdgsjzksjg" a que me llegue un PM como:

"Oh, wellwellwell. Please. I have time, I have patient. have you rooms? Every day, every hour..."

ESO es lo que me pone palot, y eso es lo que un buen troll haría. Intentar volver loco a su contrincante al estilo del cuervo de Allan Poe. Efectivamente, cosas como ESA son las que me hacen tener fe en la siguiente generación de trolls. Sé que algunos de mis pequeños únjaros quieren que me gane un permaban, y yo haría lo mismo si fuera ellos, así que es mi deber pasar mi escaso conocimiento del camino del troll a mis seguidores.
Nunca llegaré al nivel de mi gran hamijo Sombra, pero hay que intentarlo.

2. Si váis a reportar, reportad bien. 1 comentario en cada artículo únjaro NO es spam, especialmente si tiene sentido, y los admins pasarán de vuestros haviertoz kuloz. Una imagen de Francisco Franco en un artículo que habla de como untar un panel solar de mantequilla para introducirlo en el recto de vuestro amante únjaro SÍ es suficiente.

Ale, va valiendo.

Un mono que se aburre un web ~