Some funny quotes
JACK PARROT
* If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
* If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
* A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
* Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
* I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
* Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
* We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
* Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
* We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
* Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
* My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
* God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
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