Should I vote for Wayne?
Day 3,332, 02:40
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by VoodooMike71
As the next CP election draws near, we find ourselves with a bit of a conundrum; should we vote for notorious Treasury thief and all-round scallywag WayneKerr, or should we not?
To help those of you unsure on how to vote - especially newer members of the eUK community who may not have come across Wayne before - I’ve put together a handy voting guide for you…
1. He’s good at running wars (although not as good or successful as he’ll tell you he is).
2. The eUK is generally quite lively when he’s in charge (although not always in a good way).
3. He’s different to the current administration.
1. When he was dictator around two years ago he stole over £1 million from the country accounts (more on this here). At the time he was challenged on this and refused to respond. Now, after a two year absence, he’s coming up with all sorts of random justifications that he “chose” not to mention at the time.
2. Shortly after nicking the money, he left the game for TWO YEARS. Now he’s back, but for how long?
3. His megalomania knows no bounds. He’s already started referring to himself in the third person, and when challenged on any of his previous crimes he ultimately falls back on what he refers to as “the myth of Wayne”. You know, like he’s some sort of one man cult or something.
4. He shows no party allegiance. He’s been back only a few short months and already he’s been through TUP (congress), Spamicans (PP) and now UKPP (CP candidate). He may have been in UKRP too - it’s hard to keep up. So, very much an individual player then, with scant regard for others.
5. When Wayne’s around things tend to go very sour, very quickly. He claims this is because he brings “variety” to the country (mostly when his plans and schemes fail, which he finds difficult to accept). Others tend to call it “chaos” or “sh*tstorm”.
6. Did I mention that he nicked the treasury? He likes telling everyone that the only people who think this is significant are those who didn’t like him very much last time he was here, as if that somehow negates the fact that he nicked the treasury. Incidentally, I am a proud card-carrying member of the “didn’t like Wayne very much last time around” club, mostly because of points 1 to 5 above.
So there you have it. Ultimately the choice is yours. Vote wisely.
Carlton says Wayne4CP? Are you feckin kidding me?
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I dispute #3 in favour - he IS part of the current administration!
Obviously he'll need actual access to the CP buttons to actually do anything though... x_X
In terms.of.1) some.of.the money was.spent on COs. Whatever is considered stolen, it isn't the value being claimed. There might be questions still to be answered, but the questions being asked is based upon incorrect biases. Even if Wayne could present a spreadsheet outlying every legitimate spend with the money, most of you would claim the figures as made up. You would claim you don't know what happened to the money but you can be sure it isn't what Wayne claimed.
In terms of 2) then so.what? He only has to be active during the term of the CP period. There have been "active" CPs who have disappeared once elected who get less grief.
In terms of 3) then so what if he talks in third person? Mr Knee doesn't think writing about himself in third person is inheritly good or bad in nature.
In terms of 4) then again so what? Plenty of people have bounced around various parties for days or weeks at a time. Some people like the ability to be able.to go chat and make.friends in other parties' threads.
In terms of 5) then do they? DC was Blamed for a lot of things that DC didn't actually do - we were happy to say "sure, that was us" whenever anything happened. Most recently.we. Won Brexit and got Trump.elected. Öh wait, Wayne was no longer part of DC so can't claim credit for it. There was many things Wayne and DC did for the lolz that people don't know about, while Wayne took.credit on DC behalf for things we didn't do.
Or is 5) more down to Wayne playing the game better than you and you didn't get your own.way?
If you think that I'm butthurt because I "didn't get my own way", then that would only be true if getting my own way involved preventing a rogue dictator from stealing national funds. In that sense, you're absolutely right.
Wayne plays this game the way he wants to. I play it the way I want to. Who are you to say that one way is better than the other?
I didn't mean it as harsh as what you read into that comment. I meant that the outcome wasn't always what other people in government was necessarily striving for. Different people have different opinions how best to take the country forward. If Wayne disagreed with the establishment's opinion, he'll work on achieving what he thinks is the best for the country
Even before.the dictator module he was.winding people up by pulling in different directions to what other leading figures.wanted.
I'm not saying your or Wayne's or anyone else is wrong in terms of the way they want to play the game. We all find different motivation in the way we play.
I thought that Wayne was blacklisted/barred from holding Government positions after his last Treasury raid?
THere is absolutely no way that we can allow him to become Country President again.
Only 'blacklisting/barring' you can do in game is to remove people from MU's and even then they could simply join up again unless you were invite only.
Where's Addaway? 😃
better yet Sambo
This would make a outstanding novel.
Reasons to vote FOR Wayne include…
1. He’s good at running wars (although not as good or successful as he’ll tell you he is).
Name me another eUK CP that flipped 5 NE's and fought off 1 Air Strike?
You can't, because no one ever did...
4. He shows no party allegiance.
I'm Mr UKPP... that is, was and always will be my home. Pretty much everyone knows that.
So why did you stand for congress through TUP? I couldn't boot you off the list, unfortunately, or would have sent you packing...
To highlight a major problem in the political scence. A top 5 party not being able to fill a congress list is disgusting, 4 players, 4 players, Maddie. You and TUP should be ashamed of yourselves.
It worked too, cuz the past 2 elections you manged to organise more people...
#Alwaysheretohelp
I've been in PCP, UKRP, Some weird lion party, UKWP and UKPP.
Flipped 5 Attackers + Airstrike..........with the help of Germark (Germany).
Was a great CP performance but Germany went above and beyond for us during that time and should receive a mention.
It was the start of a beautiful relationship. Without ilphen and the Germark boys, very little of what we acheived during that 8 months or so would never have been possible.
For that and many other things, he and they both have my utmost gratitude and respect. A true friend and ally.
Hey I made the article! \o/
He cropped out my response...
For those wondering, the answer is, no.
o7
Don't sound like you ever intended to
Vote Harambe
waynker called me a scumbag ... I think it is because I kept accidentaly misspeeling his name that makes me a chump
or perhaps you are just a scumbag?
Perhaps you should get a second opinion.
You must have caught me on a good day Keith, using that kind of language to describe you.