Royal Proclaimation of His Majesty, Malpazar the Wise

Day 5,008, 07:59 • Published in USA USA • by Malpazar

The only version of this song that would embed is the 1 hour version.

My disappointment is immeasurable. I bare the unfortunate task of conveying to you, the people, that our bid at the velvet revolution has failed. Through some possible act of god, or maybe fraud; we have been defeated, for now. Rest assured however those who acted against my coronation will be found!




I am like a Phoenix, that when I may seem beaten I will rise again, and the next time I rise I will be stronger than ever. For this defeat has only emboldened me. For now I will make preparations to reclaim my rightful place upon the throne of this great country. I will work to find a proper court of advisors as we now prepare for a war like footing for the heart of this future monarchy.

I will continue to work to turn our country from a series of squabbling states into a true empire in its own right. I hope you all, despite your grief of this defeat, continue to fight as well; and once we win, the feasts will be magnificent, the parties even more so, and the balls, more lavish than ever.


King Malpazar, the Wise.